Dairy McQueen @_eric_alexander
If you’re looking at this in anger it’s because of the business card I left underneath a windshield wiper that was likely meant for your mother or wife Joined April 2009-
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Hey @Microsoft you could make a smart household sweeper device and make the slogan “it’s time to Bing the broom” if you wanna give me some $$$
God’s Not Dead extended universe/Marvel crossover event incoming
God’s Not Dead extended universe/Marvel crossover event incoming
He’s gonna waive the movie tariff for films that promote pro-America viewpoints, watch
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who will be the first member of congress to post literally anything about NSPM-7 🤔
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They are trying to charge the man who falls down with felony assault.
They are trying to charge the man who falls down with felony assault. https://t.co/DrHkVEKXsA
Lol that’s also Democrats’ strategy for winning elections
Lol that’s also Democrats’ strategy for winning elections
A tenth of a penny worth of foil and a few minutes in the oven so I can pretend I’m in a stadium paying $37
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Eric Adams was either promised a spot in the Trump administration, as a fox news correspondent, or on dancing with the stars and the odds of each of those are about even
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If there's a shutdown ICE workers don't get paid. Let the shutdown happen.
my friend was like why did you post the name of your ex on facebook last night at 3am and i was like I thought I searched for her 🕺
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i dont understand anything anymore
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Spread the word about NSPM-7 🗣️
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Democratic Leadership (leading): I hope the people responsible for this suddenly change their minds.
Democratic Leadership (leading): I hope the people responsible for this suddenly change their minds.
I’ve got Black Velvet stuck in my head, but instead she’s saying “Fat Albert”
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subway ad glitched and is stuck like this
What if it’s on your laptop bc SimCity 4 is the best one, and Civilization VI is on your phone
What if it’s on your laptop bc SimCity 4 is the best one, and Civilization VI is on your phone
Robert Pattinson Mike Patton biopic when????
Daily Caller editor’s note: “this is not a call for violence” The article: “yes it literally is!!”
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