Dairy McQueen @_eric_alexander
If you’re looking at this in anger it’s because of the business card I left underneath a windshield wiper that was likely meant for your mother or wife Joined April 2009-
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"If I’m on duty and come across a group of masked, armed individuals with no visibly identifying markers of law enforcement attempting to force someone into an unmarked car, I will treat it as an armed kidnapping."
"If I’m on duty and come across a group of masked, armed individuals with no visibly identifying markers of law enforcement attempting to force someone into an unmarked car, I will treat it as an armed kidnapping."
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QANON FOLLOWER: See here? See what Pelosi did? See how she blinked twice and turned left? That's a code among pedophiles, as alluded to in the latest Q drop. Now if we examine this napkin... TRUMP: You could say Jeffrey Epstein and I have a sexual secret! One that never ages 😉
QANON FOLLOWER: See here? See what Pelosi did? See how she blinked twice and turned left? That's a code among pedophiles, as alluded to in the latest Q drop. Now if we examine this napkin... TRUMP: You could say Jeffrey Epstein and I have a sexual secret! One that never ages 😉
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I guess it was smart of the Supreme Court to release its most racist decision since Plessy on the same day it was confirmed that Trump used his signature in the place of a vagina in his pedophile love letter/birthday card. I'll admit, I can't top that.
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@agraybee Expectation vs. reality. We just weren’t thinking like a pedophile.
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do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
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holy shit
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It's fun in 2025 to teach a room full freshman that the American Revolution was ignited by the colonists' hatred of tariffs and excessive police force and watch the gear wheels start turning for 15% of them. -OS
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I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live
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A new capitalist nightmare just dropped
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Never forget that just 3 years ago people were justifying paying $20,000 for a jpeg of an ape
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Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope https://t.co/lx9vG1MCil
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Pregame is a beautiful name
Pregame is a beautiful name
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the sitting president is posting an image showing himself napalming my city and my senator is upset at him for depicting himself wearing a hat. incredible
the sitting president is posting an image showing himself napalming my city and my senator is upset at him for depicting himself wearing a hat. incredible
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Losing my fucking mind. Are federal agents wearing nothing more than t-shirts and jeans (no POLICE vests, no badges, nothing) allowed to open carry handguns in DC now? Are all police expected to recognize each other or something?
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Beyoncé released a song called “Bodyguard” to hide the Google search results about her yearlong affair with her bodyguard. Same thing is happening here with “Peter Thiel antichrist”
Beyoncé released a song called “Bodyguard” to hide the Google search results about her yearlong affair with her bodyguard. Same thing is happening here with “Peter Thiel antichrist”
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Reading to my hotdogs
In an effort to win right-leaning voters, Kamala says if elected she will change dept name to “Department of Most Lethal War”
“No new wars” *attacks self*
“No new wars” *attacks self*
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The waitress just said “who’s thirsty” as she refilled my water and then spilled it everywhere
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we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over
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