Simon Carne @CarneSimon
London, England Joined November 2019-
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For any Liverpool fans, in London next week, this should be fun.
America and their guns. Always topical
Really cool to be talking Chelsea in ‘The Football’s On’ on TNT Sports. Only possible because of your support 🙏
Whose side are you on? #protests #standupcomedy
The Liberal Democrats are up for a fight #libdems #mafia #standupcomedy
Living in Britain #Britain #goingwell #standupcomedy
Goodbye Suella Braverman you absolute melt #multiculturalism #standupcomedy #comedyclub
“Well…Chelsea already did” 🤣 Catch our final LIVE SPECIAL of this series of ‘The Football’s On’. This evening at 10:00 on BT Sport 1. @iandstone is joined from @ForgeComedyClub by @NathanCaton, @TheNewsAtGlenn and @stephencgrant 🌟 Here they are on Brighton. #TFO
TOMORROW @IronworksBTN @stephencgrant @adamrowecomedy @NathanCaton & @iandstone talk the crazy world of football as BT Sport's 'The Football's On' comes to Forge Comedy Club in Brighton! @btsport @ThisisTFO 🎟️bit.ly/45l1pa6🎟️ @GeoffNorcott & @LloydGriffith featured
FINAL LIVE SHOW! Next Sunday May 21 from Brighton’s @ForgeComedyClub 🌟 Catch @iandstone live on-stage alongside @adamrowecomedy, @NathanCaton & @stephencgrant ⚽️ Straight after Brighton Vs Southampton! Doors 6pm 🥁 LIMITED 🎟 - eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-football… @wearebrighton 🪄
Chatting with a latecomer
Me, @elisjames and @mrmarksteel chatting shit about football for The Football's On @btsportfootball at Dulwich Hamlet FC at the end of the month. For a pound. Get on it if you fancy
“Get your downward dog out of my face” 🤣 TONIGHT! Brand new episode of ‘The Football’s On’. Catch us at 10:45pm after Chelsea Vs Real Madrid 🍿 @iandstone is joined by @mrmarksteel & @IanMooreAuthor. Episode streams all week on @btsport. Here they are discussing yoga 🧘♂️ #TFO
“Managers don’t matter…they don’t actually need to be there” 🤣 Brand new episode of ‘The Football’s On’ - TONIGHT! Catch us on BT Sport 1 at 10:45 after Man City Vs Bayern ⚽️ @iandstone is joined by @TheNewsAtGlenn and @elliotsteelcom 🍿 #TFO @btsportfootball
“That’s actually a good deal” 😂 @GeoffNorcott gets his calculator out... Catch the full show all week on BT Sport. #TFO @iandstone @btsportfootball
“It’s probably even better than a religious experience” 🤣 @iandstone on life as an Arsenal fan this season… Episode streams all week on @btsport 📺 #TFO
Ian Stone ON TOUR 202.. @iandstone
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Paul McCready @paulmcc93417139
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Ian Stone ON TOUR 202.. @iandstone
37K Followers 2K Following Comedian, presenter, writer, podcaster. Arsenal. Ian Stone is Keeping it Together tour, 2024. Go to my website for tickets
Andrew Gold @AndrewGold_ok
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TRIGGERnometry @triggerpod
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Chris Rose @ArchRose90
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TERFs ‘r’ us ©�.. @Terfs_R
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What?! You think @HumzaYousaf is a "fundamentally decent person"?! Unless you're a woman being told you're a bigot for not wanting men in your safe spaces. Unless you're a gay or unhappy teenager & don't want to be pumped full of hormones & have your body mutilated. Unless…
A dignified, yet quite emotional resignation from @HumzaYousaf. It's sad in many ways that his tenure has ended in this way, as I think he is a fundamentally decent person.
He was a divisive, racist, woke arsehole who happily ruled over a Scotland that put males in women's prisons and rape crisis centres, and children under the scalpel. I can happily attest that the news of his resignation was met with cheers by an audience of engaged Australians.
A dignified, yet quite emotional resignation from @HumzaYousaf. It's sad in many ways that his tenure has ended in this way, as I think he is a fundamentally decent person.
Thank you will never be enough. 💙
"There's no clash of rights," said Billy Bragg, as yet another woman went to court to defend her rights.
‘Billy Bragg still doesn't understand feminism’ ✍️ @bindelj unherd.com/newsroom/billy…
Forty seven years ago FFS. Banging tune
The Jam released their debut single on this day in 1977
I guarantee that no one looking at this photo has any respect for you whatsoever. 🤢
Your gal is in court today. Wish me luck peeps! 🍀 #TERFIsTheNewPunk
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Four years, countless memories. A message from Thiago Silva…
🚨Breaking🚨 First Minister of Scotland, @HumzaYousaf, is resigning. He oversaw a government which threw women and children under the bus in the name of gender ideology. He also attacked freedom of speech by pushing through draconian ‘hate crime’ laws. Good riddance.
60,000 likes on an open admittance that they all know they're men but just want us too afraid to say it. This is the meme he has quote posted:
I wish y'all were more scared of the social backlash, honestly.
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE MEME I’VE EVER SEEN
I wonder why the Royal Parks thought it was necessary to cover up a memorial to the deaths of six million Jews while a pro-Palestine march organised by groups with links to Hamas was passing by? Just a coincidence, I guess. 🤔
This is an inaccurate headline that will only fuel community concerns. The decision to cover the memorial was taken by park authorities, not the police. As the paper’s own article makes clear, it is a precaution Royal Parks have taken for a number of different events.
Being misgendered is comparable to the risk of anaphylactic shock, says rational human man in a conversation he has with himself (in a hat)
@hatpinwoman It's quite something to have an argument with yourself and still lose.
Fred and his chums have lawst the plot.
This comment by @billybragg perfectly sums up what left wing women have taken from left wing men over the last few years. The problem isn’t whether Julie Bindel and I are correct on the issues, but that certain right-wingers agree with us. If you’ve spent any time at all on the…
This is Fred Freda Wallace, who several main stream media programs have put up against me when I talk facts, stats & 50yrs in elite women’s sport. Along with the ever media shy IW! Who suggested live on Jeremy vine they knew more about sport than I did & I was an old has-been. Mr…
Fred and his chums have lawst the plot.
The problem with Billy Bragg is the same problem a lot of people on the left have - especially in music and art scenes - they see the world through the lenses of “left = good, right = bad” no matter what. Categorising anything you don’t like or understand as “right wing = bad…
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