Cat And Me @CatAndMe_
A Twitter account on the life and times of Cat. (And me.) Joined March 2010-
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The life and inspiration behind this account has sadly passed away tonight (3/8/22). To everybody who knew him, thank you for helping me celebrate the unique and wonderful personality that was Alistair. Rest in peace, my little friend. I miss you dearly. ❤️
Cat: GON' LAY ON YOUR TYPING ARM N' TAKE A NAP. ZZZ... Me: I love you but your hot stinky face is grossing me out right now. You are full of drool and catfood. Cat: *SNEEZES*
That feeling when you know you heard the cat barfing a minute ago but you can't find it anywhere and he just looks up at you with that blank stare.
My birdseed brings all the birds 2 the yard Cats like Is better than toyz Damn right Is better than toyz I cant reach em But I want 2 charge
Cat: MMMRAWRERRROWWWWROWW. MRAWR. WRARRR! Me: HEY. We don't use language like that in this house!
Me: I was very impressed with you chasing that tomcat away Cat: JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT I COULDN'T GET BACK OVER THE FENCE Me: Too late
Cat: WHY DID YOU THROW MY DRYFOOD IN THE TOYBOX? IT'S TAKING ME FOREVER TO GET THEM OUT. Me: It's so quiet in here today.
Me: Thank you so much for depositing fur from the *back* end of your body into my coffee today. CAT: A LITTLE SOMETHIN SPECIAL FROM ME TO U.
(Getting caught in the rain while walking the cat. Claws. Claws everywhere.) Cat: THE WET, IT BURNS. Me: You big baby.
Cat: HOW DO U GET THIS THING TO WORK? Me: Stop chewing on the faucet. What's wrong with your water bowl? Cat: THE LID IS DOWN. Me: Ewww.
Me: Please do not unplug the printer while it is printing. Cat: *pulls out plug* Me. Srsly? Cat: I CANNOT VIOLATE CAT LAW.
Kitten: WHAT IS THIS? ::SNIFF, SNIFF... SNIFF, SNIFF.....SNORK!:: UGH! IT WENT UP MY NOSE! Me: That's water.
Me: Where did that bug go? Cat: I EATED IT. Me: That was a wasp! Cat: I HUNT TO KILL. Me: Whatever, Bugbreath. Cat: WUTS A WASP?
Me: You licking my food as I'm making it is going to scare away any future men in my life. Cat: YOU EATING IT ANYWAY IS THE REAL PROBLEM.
Cat: MY WEBSITE LOOKS LAME. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FIX IT? Me: If you want the hotties, you'll have to do it yourself. Cat: WHATEVS.
Me: Why is there a cat toy floating in your water? Cat: CATNIP TEA Me: Really? *sniff* Wow, that.. that's actually pretty good Cat: INORITE?
Me: Taking you for a walk was a good idea. It's really brightened up my... Cat: BIRDS! LOOK, BLOWING LEAVES! THE GREY CAT! *CHASES* Me: ACK!
Me: The dishwasher, really? Cat: I SMELL FOOD IN THERE Me: You smell dirty dishes! Stop opening the door! Cat: THE CABINETS ARE NEXT Me: No!
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