Cat Distribution System (Official Account) @CatDistribSystm
-Need a cat? We'll send you one. -Didn't know you needed a cat? We'll still send you one. -Delivering the best cats, anywhere in the world, guaranteed. Earth Joined June 2024-
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Don't forget to tag a friend who has been a victim...I mean...blessed by the Cat Distribution System! In the meantime, here's Cold Brew after his eye surgery. He's doing well and when he's old enough to have all his vaccines, he'll be up for adoption! FYI, they don't make cones…
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Thank you all for 400+ followers! We will continue to deliver the best cats, anywhere and everywhere in the world, guaranteed. 🫡 Also, Walmart coming in clutch with the cat shirts 🔥
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The smallest act of love can change the entire world for animals. Never forget that.
The smallest act of love can change the entire world for animals. Never forget that.
Sometimes, our deliveries need repairs before they can be given to a wonderful new family. Willie had to have an eye removed, and he's almost ready to enter the Cat Distribution System ❤️ #AdoptDontShop #CatDistributionSystem
Excuse me Mr @MathewsforOhio, we'd like to talk to you about SB252, which will ban the declawing of cats (unless medically necessary). For DECADES, rescues, shelters and animal advocates have fought to educate people on the horrible mutilation that is declawing. Now, we must BAN…
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Take a quick second to contact your Representative and express your support to end this cruel, unnecessary practice - find your rep here: ohiohouse.gov
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🐈⬛🐈 Let's do this, Ohio!🐈🐈⬛ ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/09/08/cla…
Getting another batch of deliveries ready 🥰
A PSA from the Cat Distribution System: Spooky season is approaching fast. Unfortunately, some bad humans use this as a time to hurt or abuse our Voids (black cats for those of you not familiar with the term 'Void'). Please report any abuse to local authorities. #ProtectVoids!
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Prepping 3 more deliveries to some lucky, unsuspecting humans. 🚚🚚🚚
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Happy International Cat Day everyone! Show us those cat distribution deliveries! 😍
We are happy to report that one of our sweetest packages (who was set on fire by a terrible human) was delivered to his forever home 😭😭 Pachino now has a home, a regular sized human, a miniature human, and a doggo!
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Tag a friend who needs a Cat Distribution System delivery 🚚😸
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