🍞Toast @CatToastParadox

Abandoned I̵n̵c̵i̵d̵e̵n̵t̵ ̵R̵e̵s̵p̵o̵n̵s̵e̵ ̵f̵o̵r̵ GRC spreadsheets for Vulnerability Management. Obsessed with OSINT. I heart react, but rarely post. Joined November 2019

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vx-underground @vxunderground

a week ago

tl;dr of today > @rastalandTV gets crypto drained > he has stage 4 cancer > hes targeted specifically for his cancer treatment money > loses $32,000 > nerds band together > @ZssBecker donates $30,000 to him > malware nerds come together > drainer infra found > pull all victim…

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🍞Toast @CatToastParadox

2 weeks ago

The whole NPM thing ramping up the past few weeks is the first thing, in a long, while to introduced a lasting state of anxiety. I knew it would get worse, but damn.

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vx-underground @vxunderground

4 weeks ago

Seeing some discussions on using Artificial Intelligence to make images (as is tradition). I'll tell you right now you do NOT need AI to make great artwork. For example, I single-handedly made this beautiful piece of art in Microsoft Paint in about 2 minutes. This is an island,…

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DHH @dhh

a month ago

AI demonstrates the sunk-cost fallacy perfectly: Just one more "this doesn't work!" prompt, you think, and it'll fix it!! But often it won't, and now you've wasted 30 minutes begging that you could have spent learning how to actually fucking do it yourself.

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Nathaniel Fried @nattyfried

3 months ago

The last thing you see before your company gets hacked.

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vx-underground @vxunderground

4 months ago

A lot of people don't know this but it's called a computer "virus" because the first "virus" was written by Robert B. Virus. It was written in Rust and discovered in the wild in October, 1976. It primarily targeted Windows 10 machines. He called it Stuxnet

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spencer @techspence

4 months ago

Pentesting without fixing is just an expensive CTF

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vx-underground @vxunderground

4 months ago

> be Vietnamese TA > need to infect ppl > too much security > need idea > 0day too much effort > social engineering risky "What if we add like, 100 spaces at the end of the file?"

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🍞Toast @CatToastParadox

4 months ago

Well that's a new one under "reasons for a sleepless night." I was too excited about a PowerPoint I made. Kept thinking about it. Am I an adult now? A "business professional" as they say?

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vx-underground @vxunderground

6 months ago

If we had $1,000,000/yr, Bradley and I would travel to Russia to physically meet Lockbit in person and challenge him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel to end his operations

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James Berthoty @JamesBerthoty

6 months ago

Here's how the CVE disclosure system works and why MITRE is a big deal in it: link.excalidraw.com/l/6qFzFKIJXdd/…

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Jack Rhysider 🏴‍☠️ @JackRhysider

7 months ago

Security team meeting: 'So what triggered the alert?' 'The AI detected unusual behavior' 'What behavior?' 'The AI won't tell us' 'Who hired the AI?' 'The AI did'

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vx-underground @vxunderground

10 months ago

ya im a professional malware analyst (i throw the sample in triage or virustotal and hope it tells me something)

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Jake Williams @MalwareJake

10 months ago

Unfit leaders destroy the organizations they are supposed to be serving.

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Corey Brickley Illustration. Justice for Palestine @CoreyBrickley

a year ago

If you do what you love you will never have a day off again

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vx-underground @vxunderground

a year ago

Remember when Shou Zi Chew, the CEO of TikTok, testified before the United States congress and they grilled him on questions about WiFi or TikTok monitoring IOT devices? Imagine the CEO of CrowdStrike having to explain an EDR to the United States Congress 😂😂😂😂

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GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects

a year ago

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Don't Push To Production On Friday | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

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dennis hegstad @dennishegstad

a year ago

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Greg Linares (Laughing Mantis) @Laughing_Mantis

a year ago

Since I'm 6 drinks in for 20 bucks, let me tell you all about the story of how the first Microsoft Office 2007 vulnerability was discovered, or how it wasn't. This was a story I was gonna save for a book but fuck it, I ain't gonna write it anyways.

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Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK @doctorow

a year ago

Anyone who says "If you're not paying for the product, you're the product" has been suckered in by Big Tech, whose cargo-cult version of markets and the discipline they impose on companies. 1/