Brandon Holcomb @Ceilingmaster1
I keep screaming but all God says is 'Shut the fuck up.' in my neighbor's voice Joined September 2014-
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Fuck whoever had the audacity to pickle the first beet
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Yo people getting murdered every day why don't they turn PvP off alrrady
RIP in peace to everyone except the fucker who invented fucking mayonnaise
If anyone needs me I'll be hanging myself so I can beat the shit out of the ghost that keeps tightening my pickle jars
In honor of pride month I've made it so if you read this tweet you become gay. Slady this means I can't spell check it for my own safety
Sometimes I hide behind my open driver door to discreetly take a whizz on the ground, and if you don't like that I recommend you use the drive-thru at a different Arby's
Once I figure out how to bring my beyblade with me into the afterlife that god motherfucker is gonna find out who the real almighty is
I'm not saying I can see the future but have you ever seen me and the future in the same room?
Sometimes you gotta Ooh Eee before you can truly learn to Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Isn't cottage cheese spicy enough without adding strawberry?
Speedrun Strats: Use frame perfect jumps near your bed to skip the load trigger for being tired
If I have a kid I'm naming him Jaughry, pronounced Jeffery. Because the English language's mum gay.
Succotash is prolly the best food cuz it got succ in it
Eggs are prolly the most popular form of edible child
If Titebond Wood Glue 2 exists, but porn 2 doesn't, is porn really all that great? Return to Christ
Gay basher sounds like something a British person would name a bird
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