Charles (@charles.capps.me on the good site) @CharlesECapps
Unironic ironic webshit. Progressive leftist radicalized by PHP. Sentences have 2 spaces after the period, not 1, FIGHT ME. RTs ne endorsements. He/him. charles.capps.me Portland, OR Joined July 2015-
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huh guess we're just gonna die
me: i almost feel like its my duty to worry about the future and lament the past. like if i dont something bad might happen psychology: thats called 'anxiety' and 'depression' me: no... i dont htink its that. its a special other thing i invented
Lego made a glenn youngkin figure and it looks like gavin newsome asking you a perverted question
The Klingons that came in, they're eating the cats! Klingons are eating the pets of the people that live on those planets!
Reminder that according to the new SCOTUS ruling, as long as it’s an official act this is 100% legal.
Reminder that according to the new SCOTUS ruling, as long as it’s an official act this is 100% legal.
I know the main thing here is his makeup or whatever but I am absolutely transfixed by his prominent neck pussy
I know the main thing here is his makeup or whatever but I am absolutely transfixed by his prominent neck pussy
in case you thought IDF Rape Camps were the worst thing our government is sanctioning
when they call tim walz “far left” they mean “provided school children with food”
Oh god, one of our typos is actually in a legitimate judiciary hearing. Now actual court officials, lawyers, and possibly a jury are going to see our dumbass typoes.
❗️Breach Alert: I am sorry to do this to you on a Friday, but I am hearing from MULTIPLE SOURCES that Linux source code has been stolen and is being offered online.
getting punched in boxing at the olympics and immediately doing the “hey hey heyyy c’mon i’m just a little guy, nooo” bit is really funny
he did not survive the fall from the coconut tree. now we must all live in that context.
So does today's news mean we get our Mr. Beast and Zendaya moderated forum?
So does today's news mean we get our Mr. Beast and Zendaya moderated forum? https://t.co/tyaQ0tfk8Y
can't help but notice the fake jfk jr guy stands up when everyone else ducks, fully ready to accept his fate as the one true kennedy
feeling completely insane that my very first thought upon seeing the video was “oh damn that’s fake jfk jr just kinda vibing back there”

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