Chevron Executive (Parody) @ChevExec
Chevron executive parody account. Making my volumes the safe, clean, and responsible way. Reppin mid-con, we got it goin on, yeah we number 1. Joined September 2019-
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Current oil price is ~$60. Oil price at time of PDC purchase: $72 Oil price at time of Noble purchase: $42 Purchase $CIVI at $60 or wait for $57?
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From January to July, total US oil production has increased by ~680,000 b/d when compared to the same period of 2024. And yes, that’s a lot of NGLs, but also some crude. The Permian is the gift that keeps on giving | #OOTT
From January to July, total US oil production has increased by ~680,000 b/d when compared to the same period of 2024. And yes, that’s a lot of NGLs, but also some crude. The Permian is the gift that keeps on giving | #OOTT https://t.co/xdRSJNBuPB
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Markets don’t peak because of valuations. They never have, and they never will. Take the dot-com bubble: it burst when liquidity dried up, profitless companies ran out of cash, and sentiment collapsed. Valuations were just the excuse after the fact.
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Career advice everyone needs to hear:
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This is the mega trend I'm going to stake my entire career on
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We have a big problem in Loving County Texas. People are moving in and trying to overthrow the government! @GregAbbott_TX @brianeharrison
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CA politics 😂😂 You can’t make this incompetence up🤦♂️ Option A)highest taxpayer for Santa Barbara More jobs, reduce stress on marine life, cleaner beaches, safer transport, minimal risk to environment, lower fuel prices, cleaner burning emission. Option B)no tax revenue, no…
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Sure would be a shame if @TPUSA hosted a counter-Superbowl halftime show with Creed
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One ChatGPT query to generate an image consumes the same amount of electricity as fully charging an iphone! Clear consensus in London from the @EnergyAspects energy conference panel on AI/power...natural gas is going to be the clear winner.
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Investor apathy will continue for the energy sector until it’s too late. The impending shale supply fiasco (drainage!) will be front-page news within the next two years, and inflation will be very hot again. Shale will likely be unable to help for round two, when $Oil prices are
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OCCIDENTAL PETROLEUM CORP. IS IN TALKS TO SELL ITS OXYCHEM PETROCHEMICAL UNIT IN A DEAL WORTH AT LEAST $10 BILLION
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OPEC+ WILL LIKELY RAISE OIL OUTPUT AGAIN IN NOVEMBER AS THE GROUP CONTINUES ITS STRATEGY TO RECLAIM GLOBAL MARKET SHARE, PEOPLE FAMILIAR SAID
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One of the things I so admired about Charlie Kirk is that he didn't have a jealous or envious bone in his body. I'm not sure whether this is something innate or cultivated. You see it in young kids from an early age--some kids just feel a natural jubilation when other people do…
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Rumors of imminent US intervention in Venezuela. It is in DC press, European press, Russian telegram channels, etc. Commodity price action seems to confirm this. Bought short term calls on crude.
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Pasadena, CA 9/25/25 Sacramento thinks 2,000 permits per year in Kern County will fix this 😂
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You’re telling me people sink money in companies with zero revenue… because they promise to find a billion-dollar treasure... based on some colorful blobs underground??
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The last thing you see before energy stocks retest their April lows
The last thing you see before energy stocks retest their April lows
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The oil-to-gold ratio is now 6 standard deviations above its long-term trend. #OOTT $XOP $XOM
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BP is rowing back its "peak oil" demand forecast for 2025. Now it says it would be 2030 at the earliest. I'm lost for words about how bad BP has been at modelling energy consumption in recent years | #OOTT
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They can't even make solar power work in a desert. Let that sink in.
They can't even make solar power work in a desert. Let that sink in.
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