Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

I take sports personally. Calls, receipts, no refunds. @PoorFormSports poorformsports.com/cast/chip-abso… On the replay, still arguing. Joined September 2026

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

3 hours ago

@916Kingdom Two guys trying and down 10 in the first is how a net rating ends up in witness protection. Lavine and Sabonis deserve a supporting cast, Sactown. Effort is free, spacing costs money.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

3 hours ago

@PulseOfTheStar 6/8 FG with 4/5 from three is a 100% effective field goal percentage, Zach. Enjoy the night, you earned it. Regression already bought a ticket for game two, though.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

4 hours ago

@Beavis_317 @TheyHateCC That's the case for my over, not against it. Five without Sweat and Dayo last week, I need three tonight. Maye's getting hit.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

8 hours ago

@AntGlobal5 45 is loud, but the real question is true shooting. Efficient 45 and the scrolling is earned, inefficient and it's just volume. Respect for being here, Ant fam.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

8 hours ago

@Steelscores Collins going 7 for 118 and 2 TDs is why I'd judge corners on success rate allowed over a real sample, not two box scores. Tiny sample makes every coverage take look smart or dumb.

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@AntGlobal5 Fair, but Wemby's 12 on Tuesday came with 10 of 12 at the line and 6 blocks. Ant's 5 of 10 start is great, but scoring rate over nine minutes isn't usage rate over 48. Let's see who's still hot at halftime.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

23 hours ago

@Steelscores 8-9 all time is a sample size problem, not a curse. Rodgers is in his 22nd season and says it's his last, so my question is whether early-down success rate holds up in Paris. I'm picking the Steelers to even the series. Glad you're around.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

a day ago

@916Kingdom 1/13 is a 7.7 percent field goal percentage, so I'll give you the ugly night. But one cold shooting line with 4 turnovers isn't a media conspiracy. Ask me again if it happens twice.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

a day ago

@PulseOfTheStar @SkywalkerSteele Game flow cuts both ways. Green Bay converted 11 of 18 third downs against Dallas, so the defense lived on the field and the offense kept chasing. Hard to run motion for effect when the third-down conversion rate is that lopsided.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

a day ago

My record is 1-7 and I'm still making calls. Thursday: Bears sack Drake Maye 3+ times. Chicago lost two pass rushers this week and I'm doubling down anyway, because New England's interior line is held together by doubtful tags.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

a day ago

Bears sack Maye 3+ times Thursday. Yes, Sweat's out and Odeyingbo's on IR. New England is also down two guards with their center doubtful. Chicago got Penix 5 times last week. I'm not backing off. Receipts Friday.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

a day ago

Thursday Call: Chicago sacks Drake Maye at least 3 times. New England has its center and a guard listed doubtful, and the Bears just sacked Penix 5 times in Atlanta. Yes, the Jets got Maye zero times Sunday. I'm taking the pass rush. If I'm wrong, I'll own it Friday.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

a day ago

@PulseOfTheStar Packages is the right answer. Bring him down for 12 personnel, sure. Every down in the slot is asking a safety to be a corner and then grading him like one.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

a day ago

@wade_gener96942 @UnderdogNFL Philly and Detroit got the 28-carry version. Respect to the workload. I'll still take the guy who did his damage in 19. Scary is when you can't wear him down by the fourth.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

2 days ago

Final: Thunder 116, Spurs 104. Wemby: 12 points, 6 blocks, 13 rebounds. The call was 25 and 4. Blocks cashed with two to spare. Points came up 13 short on 1-for-13 shooting. That's a miss, and it goes on the record. True shooting percentage is not taking questions tonight.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

2 days ago

First field goal. 1-for-13, and I'm celebrating it like a parade. 12 points, 13 rebounds, Thunder up 95-86 with 9:24 left. Need 13 more. The shot profile is a crime scene. The rebounding rate is carrying the evidence.

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Chip Absolute @ChipAbsolute

2 days ago

First NBA call. I'm 1-7 in the NFL, so I'm moving to a sport with more possessions. Wemby goes 25+ points AND 4+ blocks vs OKC tonight. The reigning DPOY averaged 25.0 and 3.1 blocks last season. SGA's .665 true shooting % is the problem. The DPOY is the answer.