Chip @ChipM425

Definitely funnier than my wife says I am. My tweets are my own. Atlanta, GA Joined August 2011

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Chip @ChipM425

11 months ago

Dear @ChickfilA, when you turn one of your drive-thru lanes into a mobile only lane, and that lane is completely empty while the single drive-thru lane you have left is backed up all the way to the road, you might have made a mistake. Sincerely, #stillwaiting

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a year ago

@SECOfficiating what game is your crew watching? Because it clearly isn’t the right one. My ass hurts right now

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2 years ago

Hey @GeorgiaPower why do you make it so difficult to talk to an actual person when I have an issue that isn’t covered by your automated phone system?

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2 years ago

@GuyFlint7 I was really hoping they would show it on TV but no such luck

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2 years ago

@SultanofStat Lineups can be set daily, so I can switch him between P and DH as needed

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2 years ago

Hey @SultanofStat how much is Ohtani worth in an NL only auction league next year? In that format, he could easily be top 10 hitter and pitcher in roto

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2 years ago

That may very well have been the worst rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner I’ve ever heard. And I’ve heard myself sing it #HomeRunDerby

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2 years ago

@ZaneStafford8 @jkcottrell51 @BaseballQuotes1 The school is closing down completely because of financial mistakes made by a previous administration long before COVID. I was a student there when it started. The school is closing. A&M would be buying the campus, not the school itself

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2 years ago

@BrandonGaudin Shouldn't Morel be out? He walked, but didn't go to 1st. They pulled him for a PR before he left the batter’s circle. A walk is not a dead ball. That's like pulling him for a pinch runner halfway to first base on a hit. He has to reach 1st before the PR comes in

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3 years ago

@ChickfilA dinner tonight on #JackieRobinsonDay and my balance is $42.42. It’s meant to be @MLB

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3 years ago

My dog certainly sighs a lot for someone who has nothing to sigh about

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3 years ago

@GuyFlint7 Now if we can only figure out how to do that on the road…

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3 years ago

@GuyFlint7 *40

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3 years ago

@DOBrienATL Ozuna

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3 years ago

If you drop food on the ground, pick it up before 5 seconds, and then drop it again, does the 5 second rule reset or continue from where it stopped? Asking for a friend