Chiste Time @ChisteTime
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What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
How come oysters never donate to charity? Because they are shellfish
Mom: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? Kid: You said it was my lunch money.
Mom:You can't have a coke now Kid:Why not? Mom:Because it's bad 4 you this early in the morning Kid:Well how does the coke know its morning?
¿Por qué la Virgen de Guadalupe está parada?-Porque el que se fue a la villa perdio su silla
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!
Yo mama is so fat . She sat on a dollar & George Washington 's nose was bleeding
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is six afraid of seven?... Because seven ate nine
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
You so short you have to look up to look down.
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
¿como se dice naufrago en chino? -chinchulancha
¿Quién es el enemigo de Peter PAN? -Peter PRI
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