Chopsmath @Chopsmath

A collection of anecdotal stories I find across the internet. There's value in the qualitative along with the quantitative. Texas Joined July 2023

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

2 hours ago

She treated an entire country like a 5 yr old child. It's so embarrassing that she represented one of the few women leaders out there!

Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal

21 hours ago

She treated an entire country like a 5 yr old child. It's so embarrassing that she represented one of the few women leaders out there!

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

a day ago

This book was written in 1955, but it's main character could easily be labeled Aspergers or high functioning autism today.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

a day ago

In Texas, I spend $5/day for air conditioning. Winter I spend no more than $60/month for gas heat.

Michael A. Arouet @MichaelAArouet

2 days ago

In Texas, I spend $5/day for air conditioning. Winter I spend no more than $60/month for gas heat.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

a day ago

This is not proper animal husbandry. 🤮😭

Beef Initiative 🇺🇸 BeefMaps.com @beefinitiative

2 days ago

This is not proper animal husbandry. 🤮😭

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

2 days ago

Stop being so freaking Puritan and enjoy life.

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If Christians of eons ago could make peace with clean, pagan fun, you can too. Unless you're going to adopt the Old Testament calendar of festivities, I suggest you enjoy the ones your forefathers created.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

2 days ago

Why doesn't my oven vent outside? We invented chimneys thousands of years ago. It's freaking 100 degrees outside, and I have this giant heater running in the kitchen. Instead I can turn a fan on that SUCKS THE AIR CONDITIONING OUT! 😡😡🥵🥵

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Sarah St. Onge ن ♀🦬 @She_Brings_Joy

2 days ago

There is an Orthodox Church in NJ who has the most scandalous instagram account and I’m crying.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

3 days ago

We lived in an apartment complex, and I left the toys outside, asking only that the kids put them back on the porch when done. It only took one family to ruin that. She didn't even speak English, but she knew I wanted them all back when I went to her door.

Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

3 days ago

I told my son about England's 'no escalation' and lack of self-defense laws today. He ranted against their "stupidity" for nearly five minutes. He's only 12 years old, but already passionate about protecting the ppl he loves.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

4 days ago

Camping is best with friends around the campfire. Invite them along! Our fall trip is on the calendar already.

Texas State Parks @TPWDparks

4 days ago

Camping is best with friends around the campfire. Invite them along! Our fall trip is on the calendar already.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

4 days ago

In Sunday School, we read this and I asked the kids if this was a good thing. They all unanimously said, "NO!" It was a cute discussion.

Christian Memes and Puns @ChristianPunsOG

4 days ago

In Sunday School, we read this and I asked the kids if this was a good thing. They all unanimously said, "NO!" It was a cute discussion.

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

4 days ago

At our homeschool co-op this week, the kids compared the characters in Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe with their Biblical counterparts. Every characteristic of Aslan's lined up with Jesus except one. They decided Aslan likes scritches while Jesus does not. 😇🥰

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Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas

5 days ago

The Texas Quote of the Day is example # 128,432 on why not to mess with Texas women: "When I saw those men from Houston trying to steal the Republic’s archives, I didn’t wait for permission. I ran to the cannon on Congress Avenue, loaded it with grapeshot, and fired at their…

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Chopsmath @Chopsmath

5 days ago

I tried to report a neighbor scamming by having her husband live with her. They refused to take the report unless I could give the FULL name of her husband and identify a vehicle parked there under his name.