Chris Alan (Sisyphus Brewing May 3-4) @ChrisAlanComedy
Stand-up comic, writer. Host of The Chris Alan Show available on all platforms. Sopranos superfan. linktr.ee/chrisalancomedy Washington, DC Joined August 2010-
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This man is recording a special this weekend! @AriShaffirJoto The Whites love Sweet Caroline!! Gotta be real that shit is 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stupida fucking post.
Im crying! They’ve got Lil Murda playing Chris Paul 🤣💀💀
Larry Fishburne as Doc Rivers is hilarious!!
Nigga called a “Omaha” on her
Who recognizes this map from which game?
You feel like being upset? My parents bought our house in 1978 for $21,900 and the mortgage was $298. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Super bummed the director had to change some shooting days and I’ll be out of town. Lesson learned don’t say shit until I’ve shot it!
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Me being “forced” to watch Megan have sex with another woman.
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People who make eggs in the microwave are SICK!!
COOKED that man
HALI FOR THE WIN 😱🤯 PACERS LEAD SERIES 2-1
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I am Certified
People who make eggs in the microwave are SICK!!
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People who make eggs in the microwave are SICK!!
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TONIGHT! Portland Maine! Headlining @empirecomedyme 🦞7pm show.
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