Chrysanthemum Pyke @ChrysyPyke
bastard daughter of @EuronCrowseye. @PoppyPyke is my twin. we worship the designer gods: fendi, gucci and prada. Joined January 2012-
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@BravaGreyjoy o yeah. daddy lets me keep mine cuz he says its super useful and stuff :D
@BravaGreyjoy pretty sure the ones whose tongues daddy had ripped out are quieter than you, tho
@PoppyPyke its super useful! Now I have a change clothes wherever I go! You know, in case I decide to wear clothes.
@PoppyPyke ummmmm idk, lol I dont get ppl presents, they just give them to me. @Dickon_Manwoody
wooooaaaahhhh fuck how long wuz i passed outt? lol thats wut i get ffor mixing #sote and everytthing else I could find.
@Ser_Darkstar omg y? are you impertant or sumthin? @PoppyPyke
@Dickon_Manwoody omigawd for sure. lemme just call @PoppyPyke, she will LOVE to come w/ us!
@Dickon_Manwoody are you sayin you want to eat out?? ;)
@Dickon_Manwoody where you goin baby? dont you want to come into my castle? ;)
hey, @dickon_manwoody sup hottie?
@WaymarRoyce ummm ya ok. being an icky wight totes does not count. daddy is immortally HOT.
@WaymarRoyce lolol you can try. but when he kills you dont come whining to me. daddy is immortal. :D
@WaymarRoyce lol why would i go beyond the wall? pretty sure there is nothing worth taking :p
@PoppyPyke ;D @EuronCrowsEye @CaptVicGreyjoy @YgritteGreyjoy
@PoppyPyke omg dummy that a bortion! you dont tampon it, you put it in a jar for daddy! you are so dumb! @YgritteGreyjoy
@PoppyPyke thats true. all my bortions are pretty @CaptVicGreyjoy
@PoppyPyke will daddy keep it under his bed like he does all of mine? @CaptVicGreyjoy
@CaptVicGreyjoy your not boring, your hot ;) @poppypyke
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