Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

The Miami Dolphins and I have a toxic relationship Joined September 2021

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

9 hours ago

“Signed, America” The idea of Rob Schneider being the face of Americans could legit be one of the seven trumpets

Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider

21 hours ago

“Signed, America” The idea of Rob Schneider being the face of Americans could legit be one of the seven trumpets

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

9 hours ago

“Have more kids than you can afford.”

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

a day ago

“Have more kids than you can afford.”

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

11 hours ago

Satire being indistinguishable from real beliefs is this country’s new vibe

Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain

a day ago

Satire being indistinguishable from real beliefs is this country’s new vibe

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

a day ago

This post was just supposed to highlight how there’s no professional sports in the central northwest of America But Twitter, as always, turns the comments to a rally for no reason 💀

bikkzie °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @bikkzie

2 days ago

This post was just supposed to highlight how there’s no professional sports in the central northwest of America But Twitter, as always, turns the comments to a rally for no reason 💀

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

3 days ago

My opponent in fantasy this week forgot to take out two different out players Despite this I am going to lose because he started Seahawks Defense and Tre “who” Tucker Gonna crash out

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

3 days ago

Man these kickers can’t stop getting blocked lmao

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

3 days ago

Dude what are the colts?

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

5 days ago

Comments from the team like this should pump me up but if I hear another when we’re 0-4 I’d just start going insane

Mike Cugno @MikeCugnoCBS4

6 days ago

Comments from the team like this should pump me up but if I hear another when we’re 0-4 I’d just start going insane

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

5 days ago

“Might be worth a day-two pick” for a rookie deal RB who is easily the best thing the offense has going for it What are we even talking about?

FinsXtra @FinsXtra

5 days ago

“Might be worth a day-two pick” for a rookie deal RB who is easily the best thing the offense has going for it What are we even talking about?

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

6 days ago

Are we gonna do this every loss? I mean I know we’ve been doing it for 5 years but I figured at some point people would get bored of posting the same thing

Sleeper @SleeperHQ

6 days ago

Are we gonna do this every loss? I mean I know we’ve been doing it for 5 years but I figured at some point people would get bored of posting the same thing

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

6 days ago

I wanted to lose that game last night. I wanted to lose badly and for change to happen. But no. If Sieler doesn’t mess up and Tua doesn’t throw the pick, we could’ve beaten JA17 in Buffalo. And because they did mess up, like always, there will be no change. Because of “almost”.

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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise @ChunksOfMayo

6 days ago

And there it is. I told my buddy tonight; worst case scenario is we lose by a small margin. One mess up and that’s game. Because that shows fight. Shows a chance. And nothing will change and we’ll be 0-3 and 2-1000 against Josh Allen. I am so. Sick. Of. “Almost”.