MalaWhat @Clarkakates
The only Penelope you need to know. Maplewood, NJ Joined December 2009-
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Why tf do I keep checking twitter like you dummies know anything. You’re stupid like me!!!!
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I haven’t seen such controversy at an event at the Hilton in Chicago since Dr. Richard Kimble confronted Dr. Charles Nichols about switching the samples back in ‘93.
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if kamala harris becomes president it’s bc of this edit
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"My college roommate sang the chorus with me. I think the Knicks gave me something like $4,000 for the job." espn.com/nba/story/_/id… LOVE @SamBorden's history of GO NY GO! and so so so classic that Nobody Beats the Wiz was crucial to the song's success
Sat behind David Cross who did an audience bit during the show. Conan has always been the best. #CONAN
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The best business name/slogan featured on the show -a thread
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The Simpsons show us a cartoon version of how big the universe really is
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Don't ever tell me what Jared Leto is doing
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A slinking nightmare promenade through the American exurbs, Pavements 'Wowee Zowee' is all broken wedding vows, drug jacuzzis and consumer goods that no one wants but everyone is obligated to own. It sprawls cause it just can't stop. As close as rock has gotten to Raymond Carver.
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Being trapped at Burning Man seems almost as bad as being trapped in a conversation with someone who went to Burning Man
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where have all the good snobs gone… not the “elites” but the obscure geniuses of circumstance and convention, whose little in the way of access or influence is the precondition for their insight into and overhaul of standards of taste. when will the avant-garde return from war!
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My parents left their villages in Greece to give us a better life and now all I want to do is live in a village in Greece.
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Don't forget if you don't have a hot neighbor, YOU are the hot neighbor
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The male urge to soak a pan until someone else washes it.
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#Wars are not just about #resources, #strategies, and #sanctions. They are about killing. For @politico, I wrote about histories of #killing, encounters between #Russian soldiers and #Ukrainian civilians, and Russian military #morale: politico.com/news/magazine/…
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