Smiff @ClaySmiff

The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject, but man only. Historian. He/Him. Virginia beach Joined October 2010

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Smiff @ClaySmiff

2 years ago

@GatherersTavern Hey @GatherersTavern I bought a loot ARTY deck box from your online store on 10/25/24 right when it went live and it still hasn’t shipped yet. Is there any way you can check on this order for me?

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✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @missyungdoll

2 years ago

U have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep ur heart pure

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Taco Bell @tacobell

2 years ago

eating taco bell in the taco bell parking lot at sunset, very mindful, very demure

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Hank Green @hankgreen

4 years ago

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

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Smiff @ClaySmiff

2 years ago

@mrsmathemagical 🥳

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv

2 years ago

Bill Burr ruthlessly roasts Maher for his bullshit takes on Palestine/Israel and states that he supports the student protestors

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MICHAEL HIGHAM @michaelphigham

3 years ago

did u know 4202024 backwards is 4202024

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Hitachi Mishima @ValerieFatality

3 years ago

RIP Dack Fayden, you would've loved being a murder suspect and a cowboy and not dying unceremoniously in a trailer while a Linkin Park cover plays over everything I'm still so angry wtf

Harry @HexproofHarry

3 years ago

RIP Tamyio, you would have loved Kindle 😔

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Satan @s8n

3 years ago

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jake rhodes @jakebrodes

3 years ago

One of the great pieces of Texas lore and history. I remember exactly where I was when someone showed me the Pricemaster in high school and I laughed so hard I almost passed out.

Found Footage Fest @foundfootage

3 years ago

On this day 23 years ago, our pal Rick and his weirdo friends held a garage sale in Denton, Texas where prices were determined by a mysterious entity known as The Pricemaster. Today only, EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE!

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duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux

3 years ago

ROBIN: subterrannean semites, batman! the chabadniks are tunneling under the gotham bank! BATMAN: who could have put them up to this? [mitzvah tank door opens] [a man removes the most racist fake beard and nose imaginable] JOKER: shabbat shalom, boys! hahahahaha!

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CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r

3 years ago

Me: don’t worry officer it’s medicinal Officer: sir that is a bottle of Tito’s Me: *lunges for his Glock 19*

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HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN

3 years ago

I'm just too tired and exhausted these days.

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Devan Smith (she/her) @mrsmathemagical

3 years ago

FINALLY defended my research project… once my grade is inputted I will have my masters in Learning Design & Technology ☺️Thanks to @ClaySmiff @RobinCopes8 @MorganLSellers @rus_eng_teacher @iBrownDavid for cheering me on and dealing with my crazy while I worked on this goal