jimmy @ClaylorSwift

welcome to jimmy buffet’s margaritaville Joined October 2011

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phage @clubmoss_

2 years ago

first thanksgiving cooking alone! anyway, phone is about to die. ttyl!

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you wanna come to the food truck festival? it’s going to dope. it’s in a parking lot with no shade or place to sit. yeah, and the lines are going to be ridiculous. yep, it’s going to be much worse food than your average restaurant. and the prices? WAY too high. should be fun.

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espnW @espnW

3 years ago

Hokies women's basketball fans are DIFFERENT 🤘 (via @HokiesWBB)

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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

3 years ago

State flags with boobs on them

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

3 years ago

wish there were a song that went like “coming out of my cage and i’m doing just fine”

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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA

3 years ago

I am looking to hire people interested in making a million dollars a year. No, this is not a multilevel marketing scheme. We will be committing fraud.

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Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo

3 years ago

This animal is an adult clouded leopard and weighs 25 lbs. Its habitat is a dense forest, and it is designed for life in the treetops. It is bigger than a house cat and smaller than most bobcats. If you think you see the animals, please do not approach the animal.

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Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl

3 years ago

BACKSTAGE GIVEAWAY — @Bonnaroo reveals 2023 lineup: @foofighters, @kendricklamar, @odesza + more. ENTER NOW for a chance to win (2) VIP tickets + a sold out Area 931 Backstage camping pass. 👇 To enter: 1. Follow @TheFestiveOwl 2. RT this tweet Bonus 👉 bit.ly/3k1GV3c

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Timothy D Sands @VTSandsman

3 years ago

Waking up to the tragedy at @UVA. #Hokies are here for you, #Hoos, this morning and forever.

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Cool Eric @OBiiieeee

11 years ago

one time i told my dad Sonic the Hedgehog was gay and he ripped the oven door off

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Aries @Winterrr_

3 years ago

I think y’all eat oysters for attention

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman

3 years ago

An airport employee stole a plane and circled Tupelo, Mississippi, this morning, threatening to crash into the Tupelo Walmart. He is now flying erratically further north in NE Mississippi. This is his flight path so far: flightaware.com/live/flight/N3…