Cliff Tweets @CliffTweets
Explaining EVERYTHING so you don't have to bother. Requests welcome. Joined April 2012-
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Billy Eilish: Spiders and heroin team up to make terrible music.
X-Men Days of Future Past: Wolverine travels back in time to stop X-Men 2 & 3 from ever being made.
Goonies: A young hobit and Corey Feldman team up with an Asian, a fat kid and the toxic avenger to steal gold from a pirate’s dick.
Heathers: Croquet. One chick named veronica. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw while Christian Slater plays Jack Nicholson. Everyone dies.
Scientology: 'Religion' created by a sci-fi author that celebrities now pay money to believe in. Actually...don't even worry about it.
Little Mermaid: Ginger merwhore makes deal with octopus witch (played by Kathy Bates) so she can have legs to spread on land.
Zelda: Feminine elf drinks too much while exploring temples for triangles. Blows a magical flute to save a princess he never bones.
Robocop: Poorest city in America resurrects their only white cop as a robot and OH MY GOD HE JUST KILLED RED FORMAN!
Spongebob Squarepants: An annoying interracial gay couple constantly gets into trouble in Bikini Bottom while working for a Jewish crab.
The Mask: Jim Carrey plays The Incredible Hulk's closeted gay brother. Cameron Diaz is fuckable.
Metallica: Crazy good metal gets watered down by haircuts, bullshit egos and a money hungry midget. Sad but true.
Gremlins: Dad tries to win son's love with a chinaman's pet. Corey Feldman makes it wet & KFC turns their babies into demons. Everybody dies
Die Hard: Bruce Willis kills Europeans while trying to find aspirin. Teams up with Carl Winslow to blow shit up. Yippy Kai yay mother fucker
The Alphabet: A really long word no one can pronounce so we all just spell it while singing.
The A-Team: Apparently it takes four ex-military guys on the run to do the same thing as one MacGyver.
Facebook: A social network for you to post pics of your children and pets, while maintaining a virtual farm and stalking your ex.
Batman Forever: Nicole Kidman makes us question Val Kilmer's sexuality. Jim Carrey plays himself and Tommy Lee Jones plays Jim Carrey.
Batman Returns: Michelle Pfeiffer is a crazy cat lady, Michael Keaton is a little ballsy, & Danny DeVito plays himself. Christopher Walken.
Batman: Jack Nicholson plays himself and Micheal Keaton grows a pair. Prince.
Legend of the Fall: Sad lady fucks all the brothers. Hannibal has a stroke. Indians make better wives. Brad Pitt plays himself.
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shamussez @ShamusSux
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Lex Hoff @LexHoff
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31 Followers 161 Following Sea full of sharks and they all smell blood.
Arron Coles @Arroncoles
103 Followers 205 Following I like one or two things, I hate everything else.
Courtney @Discourt
6K Followers 3K Following I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!!
Big Bigglesworth @TheRealWhit
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Mounty @its_not_ferrell
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Lousy Bastard @LousyBastard
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Jack @jackrockson
61 Followers 517 Following Front end web developer. Back end web developer. Business developer. Not great at any of those things, but I can do them.
Chris Roll @____JUICY____
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Buddy Early @Schneidbone
122 Followers 648 Following If you're not funny or tweet annoying complaints, I'm not gonna follow you, friends or not. Sorry, just bidness... All things Pittsburgh
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Chon @Chon16
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Matt Hamilton @MattyHameltoe
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Robert @ry1764
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Mackay Taggart @mackaytaggart
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Bun Boy Eats (Bryan S... @BunBoyEats
909 Followers 810 Following Running 50 Half Marathons in 50 States! (9 to go)
Emily Lamb @emilygraceduff
481 Followers 711 Following || Loud laugh || Old Soul || daughter of the King ||. History buff + lover of cheese and Office quotes. Wifed up by @austinlamb94.
John Ross @JohnRoss55
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BrokenHearted @patientfailure
232 Followers 1K Following Qoute - Don't ever share an anecdote on Twitter.
RobotMonkyPyratNinja @RMPNradio
248 Followers 1K Following Part robot. Part monkey. Part pirate. Part ninja. All fucked up! Robot Monkey Pirate Ninja Show.
randy Darnell @DarnellRandy
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Not Him @not_him
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Beefzone @Beefzone1
55 Followers 157 Following The male equivalent of a crazy cat lady. Avid complainer and Dorothy from The Golden Girls super fan. DM me pictures of Bea Arthur plz.
McG @HarryMcGarnicle
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