Alexander @CodeMonkey420
just a guy learning how to code. 🇺🇸🇩🇪 Joined June 2017-
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This has to be money laundering or something. San Francisco as a place needs to be scientifically studied because how are you able to charge people 30k to name their kids for them, and people accept that?!?. 🤣
This has to be money laundering or something. San Francisco as a place needs to be scientifically studied because how are you able to charge people 30k to name their kids for them, and people accept that?!?. 🤣
There is a woman in San Francisco who charges $30k to name your baby. She started at $100, but she was going to dinner with VCs and a friend told her to charge more and nobody blinked. The Bay Area might be the best place in the world for this kind of business.
The current job market is so bad that you have a better chance of being matched on a dating app.
Haven’t been posting as much lately But I’ve been sneaking in time to chip away at something fun: converting a small part of the Batman: The Animated Series opening into Absolute Batman. #BatmanTheAnimatedSeries #Animation #AbsoluteBatman
My newest red flag in dating is if she’s a 30u30 Co-Founder.
I find it funny that the length the world would have to be to have marine raiders doing a prison breakout from Albania would mean NATO basically fell apart
Apparently Kanye west groomed Dave blunts or something?? Boy what was he grooming yo fat ass for, weight loss?!?! SMH 🤦🏻♂️
MFW your mixed and your full blooded cousin race checks you because you didn’t understand an ethnic word your apparently supposed to know by default. XD
Fucking Called it
@ShitpostRock I mean what did you expect? You're playing Silent Hill F, not Silent Hill A+!
New slur just for Autist just dropped. Tylenol American. XD
“Hello everyone, I’m Shinjiro Koizumi. Being prime minister of Japan means you have to be the leader of Japan. Domestic policy is about solving domestic problems and foreign policy is about facing international challenges. The future is forwards, not backwards. Thank you.”
Low key thankful I got a shitty job, I’ve seen so many horror stories of people not even getting a callback from job offers or being replaced by a H1B. It’s scary out there folks 😬
Koizumi’s acceptance speech: “Now that I’ve won the most votes, I’ve become Prime Minister. Japan has a lot of problems, which is why we need to address those problems. Politics is very difficult, so we should address those difficulties as politicians.”
Koizumi’s acceptance speech: “Now that I’ve won the most votes, I’ve become Prime Minister. Japan has a lot of problems, which is why we need to address those problems. Politics is very difficult, so we should address those difficulties as politicians.” https://t.co/SOjIeR8WN1
Happy rapture day to all the survivors who got left behind. Good luck in the apocalypse!! XD
Bom día y esas cosas que se dicen en estos post

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