Alexander @CodeMonkey420

just a guy learning how to code. 🇺🇸🇩🇪 Joined June 2017

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

13 hours ago

Hester the molester had a cat named Sylvester which was run over by Lester the protester.

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

5 days ago

When one plays stupid games, one often wins stupid prizes.

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

a week ago

Lowkey im too poor to be out here committing crimes

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majinkid @majinkid2099

a week ago

Just thinking how other alien species would not fw saiyans

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

2 weeks ago

This guy died doing the same thing btw

Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong_

2 weeks ago

This guy died doing the same thing btw

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

2 weeks ago

If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, what is the road to heaven paved with? 🤔 #bathroomtweets

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Interesting As Fuck @interesting_aIl

2 weeks ago

Handheld laser engraver

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memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor

2 weeks ago

when you join the Teams call one minute early

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I hate how anxiety is used as a catch-all justification for shitty behavior. Waaaaahh i have anxiety, so I must vape in an airplane bathroom. Waaaaaaaahh I have anxiety so I must touch women without permission. Waaaaahh I have anxiety so I get to be an asshole. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Nina Deer @longdepzai_n

3 weeks ago

Ask the teacher to sign the old photo for a prank

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

3 weeks ago

Florida is really a temu Australia

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

3 weeks ago

I’m so glad I wasn’t born in the United Kingdom. What are they doing over there? (I’m not gonna give context)

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Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3

3 weeks ago

The Dutch “paper engineer” Jean-Paul created pop up memes

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Johann @LookAtMyMeat1

3 weeks ago

>Overwatch turns 10 years old next year >Battlefield 1 turns 10 years old next year >Titanfall 2 turns 10 years old next year >Dark Souls 3 turns 10 years old next year >Persona 5 turns 10 years old next year >Stardew Valley turns 10 years old next year

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

3 weeks ago

Is it me or is Twitter seem shittier for some reason. The for you tab seems like complete slop now

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

4 weeks ago

He’s seen 12 but the number is higher. 🤖

Keith Sakata, MD @KeithSakata

4 weeks ago

He’s seen 12 but the number is higher. 🤖

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

4 weeks ago

People who are suffering from the loneliness epidemic are getting one-shotted by Chat bots. Damn

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

4 weeks ago

I just saw war of the worlds. Truly the movie of all time

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Alexander @CodeMonkey420

4 weeks ago

Book marking and the send link option are too close imo

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Loftwah @loftwah

4 weeks ago

The threat of AI taking jobs is a psyop to make you think you’re not good enough and you feel like you have to keep pushing to get better, and you do but really they’re just exploiting all of that extra effort.