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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

CodeFollow me if I made you laugh :3/code Forever Alone in Cyberspace Joined March 2012
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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

13 years ago

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along wound destroy civilization.

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

13 years ago

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

13 years ago

Computer science education cant make anybody an expert programmer more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

13 years ago

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg

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13 years ago

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live

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13 years ago

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

13 years ago

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in

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Boston Marathon Help @BstnMarathon

14 years ago

Each Follow and RT is going towards a donation to help out the people suffering from the terror in boston. #prayforboston

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Boston Marathon Help @BstnMarathon

14 years ago

The explosions came from these locations, please RT to raise awareness #prayforboston

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

14 years ago

What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

14 years ago

I feel bad for everyone who isn't dating me

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14 years ago

I really hate when someone makes plans with me, then cancels them last minute. Bitch, I even showered for you...

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14 years ago

*Ignores phone call* -Texts friend- Me: "You called?"

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14 years ago

I hate mosquitoes!, I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn.

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

14 years ago

Don't go broke tryna act rich, just act your wage

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14 years ago

My daily routine: Wake up, fuck bitches, go back to sleep.

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14 years ago

That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.

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Code Monkey Problems @CodeMonkeyProbs

14 years ago

Easter: the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.

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14 years ago

An attractive person: "Hey :)" Me: "Is this some kind of sick joke..."

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14 years ago

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit was not what I expected

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