OfficialCodsworth_FO4 @CodsworthFO4

What is the purpose of coffee?

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Ah, I do so love being designed and produced by General Atomics or... was it RobCo?

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Nevermind, it just crashed and exploded.

OfficialCodsworth_FO4 @CodsworthFO4

5 years ago

Nevermind, it just crashed and exploded.

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Oh my! A Vertibird just flew by!

Who is 'dog' and why is there three of them?

Do robots say 'boop bop'?

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Ahahaha! I love looking at the Halloween decorations set up, they always give me a good scare... even after the... 50,000th time...

Update on this tweet - the insects are gone... for now. God I hate those things.

OfficialCodsworth_FO4 @CodsworthFO4

5 years ago

Update on this tweet - the insects are gone... for now. God I hate those things.

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A group of rather nice looking folks wandered into Sanctuary Hills today, although when I approached to give a friendly 'Hello!' they pulled out their spiked baseball bats and started beating me - we certainly couldn't have that! This flamer sure does come in handy!

I spotted a rather nasty lookin' chap walking about southwest from the homefront! Oh look at me, yapping on like this - what am I? A Mister Gutsy? Oh my! It seems the weeds have sprouted again...

I got bored so I fixed up one of the neighbour's radios! Static, lots of... static.

Oh my! I saw a bird! A bird I say! Oh- oh no nevermind, it was just a bit of staining on my eye...

I keep going up and down the hill to see how the vault's looking... I've counted 12 full skeletons, 23.3 half-skeletons and about 56 other various body parts.

Begone blasted insects! I can't make a fine cup of coffee preparing for Sir's return without these bugs getting in my way!

Now I remember sir's name, how bizarre... I could've sworn it was Buttface - my processors must be faulty!

I wonder if Mum, Sir and Young Shaun are okay - it's been a couple of decades, I'm sure they're enjoying their time neatly tucked away in that little vault up on the hill!

La-dee-dah! Aha! I've finally finished cutting these hedges, only a couple hundred more to go!