A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

I'm a table. Joined June 2018

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

4 years ago

Please consider me as @ScottMorrisonMP's IMMEDIATE replacement for Australian Prime Minister. I know I am literally just a coffee table, but at least I believe in science and climate change and not the powers of some fictional sky wizard. That guy is embarrassing #VoteTableForPM

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

4 years ago

#HappyHalloween everyone. This year I'm dressing up as a bench.

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

4 years ago

Is now a good time to invest in #Bitcoin or no?

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

4 years ago

I am a table.

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Bazooka George @gorgeousburgess

4 years ago

Guys, be honest Do you think Niagara Falls is kind of a waste of water??

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Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus

4 years ago

What the fuck @elonmusk ?!?! I told you that in confidence! You can build a rocket but can’t keep a damn secret?!?!

Elon Musk @elonmusk

4 years ago

What the fuck @elonmusk ?!?! I told you that in confidence! You can build a rocket but can’t keep a damn secret?!?!

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Shane Adamczak @ShaneAdamczak

5 years ago

Has anyone made a #DieHard themed beer called "Yippeek IPA Motherfucker" yet? If not, it was my idea and I call dibs.

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

5 years ago

I'm a table! Now arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor.

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

5 years ago

Yuck #FurnitureAgainstTrump

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5 years ago

#TablesAgaintTrump

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

5 years ago

#FurnitureAgainstTrump

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

5 years ago

Am I doing this right? #thirsttrap

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David Horn @_HornDave

6 years ago

More Cut Home Alone Traps Kevin invites a vampire inside and the vampire sucks Harry and Marvs blood. Kevin plays an old gangster movie. The gangster keeps saying things relevant to what's happening. Harry and Marv look on the box and it was directed by a time traveling Kevin

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

6 years ago

#HappyNewYear from this cool table. Hope 2020 treats you kind. Try not to be cunts to eachother out there.

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

6 years ago

Merry Christmas idiots

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

6 years ago

You could be so much more.

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

6 years ago

The world is a pretty scary place. The only way we're going get through it is by working together

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

6 years ago

We have fun here, but if you ever need someone to talk to, this table is here to listen. Its not like I can go amywhere, I'm a frickin table.

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

6 years ago

I can't remember my father's face

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A Coffee Table @CoffeeTableLeg

6 years ago

Be good to eachother people. The world is nuts, the people in charge are too greedy, the youth are all little weiners and there are actual Nazis again.