Thunderbolt Jones @ColdProctor
Headbunping Proctor at Pewter City University of Hearthome City University for 50 years and counting! My instructing is cold but fair. Joined June 2012-
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Apparently one of my students was murdered today. I must avenge his death.
@VerdantVern Well, if you got responsibilities, be sure and stick to them. Don't want to let the others down.
@VerdantVern Oh yeah? Like what? Being a vampire? Just kiddin', those aren't real.
@VerdantVern I have a lot of students, sometimes I forget. Geez. Anyway, you shoulda read some books about GRASS-TYPEs.
@VerdantVern You just now learned? Aren't they teachin' you anything at the GRASS-TYPE elementary schools anymore?
@VerdantVern Well I coulda told you that. It's not a superpower, it's just Science! Lots of GRASS-type POKéMON can do that.
@VerdantVern Eh...!? What kind of trick, VERN?
There's no science behind superheroes. They have weird powers that couldn't work in the real world.
Hahahaha! I had a dream that one of my star students became a superhero. That'd never happen.
Not to say that my "good" classes didn't have its share of dumbasses. Case in point, that damn Silph CEO.
Every year the freshman class is more disappointing than the last. Better beat some sense into these numbskulls.

PokemonEnLaVidaRealEl... @pokemon_vida
381 Followers 2K Following esta es la cuenta de un juego de pokémon basado en el cómic pokémon en la vida real pueden ver avances del cómic en @Pelvr
Giratina @SpecterDecay
118 Followers 204 Following I am Giratina, the member of the creation trio of Sinnoh. Ruler of the Distortion world (pokemon Rp/+18/not my art)
[Deleted account] @Darkrai_157
167 Followers 1K Following
Mo @munstergrl
110 Followers 712 Following
Hypsterno @Hypsterno
1K Followers 974 Following I'm a pretty obscure Pokemon, you've probably never heard of me.
Dark Pikachu @PikachuZap_
173 Followers 443 Following He is lurking, lurking and will be searching, searching and then destroy you or control you, he is so evil, nothing can cross between him...![Mothers dreams are shattered, the team is not what it was. Finally I can explore what I truly want. ... Persian and I stand strong. [YoungVanni AU]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000125999835/c94a40f8e2458b6be8b09efb0826b122.jpeg)
Giovanni Sakaki @GiovanniSakaki
868 Followers 1K Following Mothers dreams are shattered, the team is not what it was. Finally I can explore what I truly want. ... Persian and I stand strong. [YoungVanni AU]![You see, I simply refuse to accept drowning. For better or worse you gotta keep kicking. [RP/Fan acc]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1522452493560848384/fvk61fwo.jpg)
Silver 'Grey' Sakaki ... @SilverTrainer
3K Followers 2K Following You see, I simply refuse to accept drowning. For better or worse you gotta keep kicking. [RP/Fan acc]
Iris's Dragonite @iriss_dragonite
152 Followers 597 Following I am iris's dragonite. The best pokemon she has. I will not back down to anything.
Eevee @PCs_Eevee
48 Followers 201 Following An Eevee belonging to the creator of the Pokemon Storage System.
Gurdurr @Gurdurr
202 Followers 445 Following GURDURR IS A LOVE MACHINE #FIGHTINGCREW LADIES LOVE COOL GURDURR http://t.co/hdIQYrD1Ln
Gary McQuirk @HappyPeppyGary
55 Followers 206 Following SOMEBODY SING THE I DON'T WANT TO GET EATEN BY A GATOR SONG!!!
Mom @AspertiaMom
296 Followers 683 Following Retired Pokemon Nurse along with being a proud mother of a strong and kind Trainer. My daughter really is something. You should meet her.
Officer Jenny @Bad_Cop_Jenny
195 Followers 813 Following
Officer Jenny @Good_Cop_Jenny
165 Followers 753 Following
Lucian Delos @E4Lucian
1K Followers 1K Following 「a love story where we spend our whole lives hiding from each other because we are scared of what it means to give away pieces of ourselves」
My name is Berries. @Oran_Berries
1K Followers 655 Following It makes a nest to suit its long and skinny body. The nest is impossible for other Pokémon to enter.
Pearl Kurotsugu @TsukkomiPearl
959 Followers 790 Following What?! Hey! I may be a world-famous comedian, but I take my job as a bodyguard seriously, you hear?!
Courtney Kagari @BeautyBurning
1K Followers 899 Following Let's die young while we're still beautiful, let's kill each other before we grow old
Reaper the Weavile @ReapWhatWeSow
1K Followers 1K Following Former Rocket Grunt and Mascot. Relearning how to battle. I have many scars, physical and mental. @DarkTrainerLory's weasel sidekick.
AGGRON, SILPH CEO @RCAGGRON
584 Followers 613 Following THE BRAVEST AND STRONGEST AND TOUGHEST AND BURLIEST AND STRONGEST CEO
Iris アイリス @_DragonLeader
687 Followers 471 Following Everyone, people and Pokémon can get along and be happy. That's awesome! (( Gameverse ))
Machoke @MachokeGYM
187 Followers 1K Following Me echaron del gimnasio de Anibal por cagar depié, ahora soy el rey de la Calle Victoria.
DumDum Dewgong @DumDumDewgong
166 Followers 325 Following I am a Dewgong and I was renting a place from Donphan. Now I'm homeless. Also a sharpshooter i guess.
Stud Fiskington @StunningFisk
216 Followers 286 Following The most beautiful of all pokemon. All are transfixed by my dashing good looks.
Brawly Touki @The_Great_Wave
1K Followers 953 Following The ocean is vast and deep, far stronger than any human. As you continue on your journey, I hope you can begin to understand nature's power.
Bertha Kikuno @E4_Bertha
634 Followers 506 Following Ahaha! I'm Bertha. I have a preference for Ground-type Pokémon. Well, would you show this old lady how much you've learned? Ahahaha!
Lory Jenkins @DarkTrainerLory
1K Followers 2K Following for the first time in years, i feel alive! :D i like training dark types because they represent the more dangerous side of nature! they/them
BOSSGODORA @PKMN_BOSSGODORA
467 Followers 777 Following BOSSGODORA IS GOD AND A DOCTOR AND PRESIDENT OF DEVON AND THE MOST POWERFUL! JAILED ACCOUNT IS @JAILDBOSSGODORA
Robert Ducklett @robducklett
536 Followers 754 Following I am a blue-feathered creative mercenary with a penchant for ranting via venomous prose
Blue Looker @Badasculin
482 Followers 754 Following Hey hey heyheyhey! Stay on your side of the bowl, Red!
GOLEM WHO IS SAD AND @RCGOLEM
438 Followers 533 Following GOLEM LOST GOLEM'S FAMILY AND GOLEM'S FRIENDS MANY MONTHS AGO, SO GOLEM NOW EXPLORES AND TRIES TO LEARN HOW TO GET BACK GOLEM'S OLD LIFE BUT GOLEM DOES NOT THIN
AERODACTYL @RCAERODACTYL
192 Followers 96 Following AERODACTYL IS THE AERIAL MEMBER OF THE ROCK CREW. AERODACTYL ENJOYS HANGING OUT WITH THE ROCK CREW AND REMEMBERING ABOUT THE OLD DAYS BEFORE AERODACTYL RETURNED
Steelix @Steelix_
318 Followers 157 Following Pokemon #208. I am made of steel and so is my cock. Bow down.
Forrest Gummo 🦞 @Cloyster
1K Followers 416 Following Mercenary Panjandrum. Tweet Martyr. Neo-Puritan™️. SubGenius Doktor of Megametaphysics. Gobbledy Gooker true believer.
Hoppip Hop @Hoppip_
59 Followers 28 Following I'm a Hoppip. I live in a tree on Route 32, but I like traveling everywhere. I've made a couple friends now, and I'm Quiet and Highly Curious.
Gardevoir @Lady_Gardevoir
2K Followers 325 Following Gardevoir, the Embrace Pokemon. Gardevoir will do anything to protect their trainer, including expending all its energy to form a small black hole.
My name is Berries. @Oran_Berries
1K Followers 655 Following It makes a nest to suit its long and skinny body. The nest is impossible for other Pokémon to enter.
MIS҉S͠I̸NǴNO҉. @000MISSINGNO
376 Followers 269 Following FUC͞Ķ ̸YOÚR̶ ͟H̵A҉LL̀ ͟OF̴ ̷FA͟ME. R͡ARE͝ ̶C̷AN̕DY̡ X̴ ̸225́.̨
SPEAROW @angryspearow
554 Followers 156 Following HOLY SHIT JUST LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE. YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN NOISY AND STUPID. WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING PECK YOUR EYES OUT. (((REAL LIFE ACCOUNT)))
Jasmine Mikan @Olivine_Leader
794 Followers 759 Following I'm Olivine City's gym leader... Some call me the 'steel-clad defense girl'.
Gothitelle @Gothitelle
279 Followers 402 Following Well I'm a pretty fancy pokemon but many seem to think that I'm ominous. Also, did I mention that I'm psychic? Yes, I am capable of looking into the future.
Dragonair @YoungDragonair
911 Followers 908 Following Hello~ My name is Dragonair! I like hugs and Oreos. Will you be my friend?
Cofagrigus @Sarcophaghost
1K Followers 528 Following I was raised in a deep, dark hole... A prisoner with no parole, they locked me up and took my soul... Shame though what they made.
Croc @Croconaw
3K Followers 38 Following Mountain Dew-drinking aquarium fanatic. Blackthorn's top-rated Croc for 10 years running. (avatar and banner by @nolantrashzone)
Drapion @OgreScorp
1K Followers 587 Following Aaron is my boss, Illumise is my wife, and Skorupi is my little sister. Whoever told you purple wasn't fashionable lied
Candice Suzuna @IceColdCandice
781 Followers 395 Following The Diamond Dust Girl! I use Ice types, but ice doesn't need to be cold and distant!
Roxanne @Leader_Roxanne
2K Followers 754 Following The Rock Loving Honor Student with Rock-Solid Pokemon. They say I'm the OTP: Original Tsundere Personality.
Skoops @LilSkorupi
635 Followers 2K Following I am most possibly the cutest Skorupi--No! The cutest Pokemon you'll ever meet! @OgreScorp is my mean buttheaded brother.
Rock Crew Cradily @RCCradily
149 Followers 49 Following
Koga Kyō @ToxicKoga
570 Followers 351 Following The poisonous Ninja Master. Don't you fuckers even think about using Surf without the Soul Badge. Fan of Triads.
Lord Empoleon @Lord_Empoleon
819 Followers 417 Following
Twitdex Wiki Support @Twit_Dex
472 Followers 0 Following The official support account for the twitterdex wiki. Ask me for help, and follow me for wiki updates.
Brock Takeshi @RockOfPewter
2K Followers 460 Following I'm the leader of the Pewter City Gym. My rock-hard willpower is evident in my Pokemon. I'm always ready for a battle, but only with skilled trainers.
Byron Tougan @ILoveThisHole
764 Followers 382 Following I'm Sinnoh's Steel Pokémon Expert! The Man with the Steel Body! I, Byron, will take your challenge!
Kirlia @TopHatKirlia
82 Followers 30 Following A top hat shows class. A top hat shows character. Not many can hold the weight. A dignified Shiny Kirlia who enjoys Tea.
teddiursa minor @tinyursa
314 Followers 360 Following hi!! i'm teddiursa and i like honey and berries:) let's be friends! please don't be scared, i'm nice
Crasher Wake @WakeTheCrasher
943 Followers 719 Following Crash! Crash! Crasher Wake! Crash! Crash! Crasher Wake! Put out the fire, Crasher! Run from electricity, Crasher!