The Collared Sheep @CollaredSheep

The Collared Sheep is the voice of the cubicle community. We post articles related to the office, corporation, and cubicle lifestyle. thecollaredsheep.com New York Joined April 2009

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views represent my em... @AdamAbramson

2K Followers 493 Following past: @virginia_tech @newsday @fallontonight @snl @latelateshow. present: NIL stuff - @rowzagency. pretty mid on here

Disgruntled office drone who curses too much. Living with a brain tumour but still living it up! The world would be a better place if everyone had a monkey. Hi!

Rachel L. @RachelRSL

516 Followers 308 Following Disgruntled office drone who curses too much. Living with a brain tumour but still living it up! The world would be a better place if everyone had a monkey. Hi!

Shoughh @Shoughh216065

19 Followers 2K Following #33

Nasatheau @nasatheau69666

33 Followers 3K Following #35

Darrell Flinn @DarrellFlinn

52 Followers 97 Following I truely believe every person deserves an equal chance to prove just how incompetent they can be.

Teresa Herring @TeresaH90168253

281 Followers 3K Following

RowDizz @RowDizz

210 Followers 409 Following Hokies. Wizards. Ravens. #BallisLife

“Work” is a bully & is the most vulgar 4-letter word in the English language. “Work Sucks!” slaps the biggest bully the world has ever seen square on the jaw.

Work Sucks The Book @WorkSucksBook

98 Followers 476 Following “Work” is a bully & is the most vulgar 4-letter word in the English language. “Work Sucks!” slaps the biggest bully the world has ever seen square on the jaw.

Genesis Dfox @IHMTDFOX

63K Followers 295K Following lead @GenesisNovels

Ed Helms @hermankinmicha1

135 Followers 3K Following My Favorite Movies

Mogul, First Rapper Ever To Write And Publish A Book at 19, Film Score, Composer, Producer,Director/Photo/Branding/Marketing/Historical Online Figure #BASED

Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD

1.2M Followers 1.1M Following Mogul, First Rapper Ever To Write And Publish A Book at 19, Film Score, Composer, Producer,Director/Photo/Branding/Marketing/Historical Online Figure #BASED

jimmyfallonfan🍀 @yayfallon

493 Followers 4K Following perfect late night host @jimmyfallon

Jemima Mayers @jemima_mayers

8 Followers 86 Following A passionate writer who want to contribute blogs and articles with digital community.

Wiley Petstore @wileypetstore

266 Followers 1K Following Your One Stop Pet Shop!

YoungYarnsmen @YoungYarnsmen

18 Followers 170 Following

Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku

311 Followers 351 Following Sitting in my cube / Watching the days tick away / Writing bad haiku

rondo @rondoalaturka

4 Followers 65 Following

Metka Games @metkagames

312 Followers 459 Following Awesome games for awesome people. Into #musiceducation? Try Rhythm Sheep: https://t.co/JEmJ0BxaT2

Nicol Jansen @nj_nicol

7 Followers 63 Following

ChurchSecDoesntPray @nopraychurchsec

36 Followers 109 Following Adventures of a secular secretary at a small southern church! Keeping things anonymous, but real, like you do.

Office Bitchfest @OfficeBitchfest

48 Followers 66 Following I'm basically Milton with a vagina

Receptionist Problem @ReceptionPrb

124 Followers 655 Following Attempting to be a nice happy receptionist while you are making me hate my life.

John J Lynch @Mr_JLynch

9 Followers 14 Following

30's something single corporate lady who does not care what anyone thinks while happily creating insane blunders every single day.

30's Girl Confession @30sGirl

63 Followers 342 Following 30's something single corporate lady who does not care what anyone thinks while happily creating insane blunders every single day.

Salon Owner/Stylist of Duo Hair and Fashions,LLC from Yazoo City Mississippi, Graduate of Alabama A&M Unviersity, and Drake State Techical college.

Tiffany Allison @tiffanywallison

242 Followers 502 Following Salon Owner/Stylist of Duo Hair and Fashions,LLC from Yazoo City Mississippi, Graduate of Alabama A&M Unviersity, and Drake State Techical college.

Cubicle Broadcast @cubebroadcast

53 Followers 94 Following

Catherine J. Avery @catherinejavery

5K Followers 4K Following #ADHD #Productivity Coach. Host of The Uncluttered Office #podcast. Surfer, sailor, skier. Cancer Survivor. #Speaker

Just A Ranting Guy @JustARantingGuy

26 Followers 135 Following

Mad Receptionist @MadReceptionist

39 Followers 121 Following The day-to-day bitching and moaning of a very angry receptionist.

Brighton Ffa @BrightonFFA

288 Followers 762 Following This is the official twitter of Brighton FFA!!

Life in a cubicle can be rough. We say: capitalize on daydreams, stretch limits, break rules, change paradigms, and poke some fun at the 9-5 grind!

Lose the Cube @LoseTheCube

12 Followers 42 Following Life in a cubicle can be rough. We say: capitalize on daydreams, stretch limits, break rules, change paradigms, and poke some fun at the 9-5 grind!

Overheard At Work @HeardAtWork365

189 Followers 481 Following Things overheard in a creative office somewhere in England

JP @shoelace89

40 Followers 272 Following Country boy born In the city? I think so! but what's the difference anyways.

Snippets of information about office life: office decor, office supplies, healthy lunches, office tips & tools, tech, and more.

CubeScribble @cubescribble

39 Followers 134 Following Snippets of information about office life: office decor, office supplies, healthy lunches, office tips & tools, tech, and more.

Office Supplies! @officemaxipad

36 Followers 70 Following office max ipad /// office maxi pad

WorkiOne @WorkiLeaksCom

243 Followers 2K Following Put your humour to work! #Humor resources and #gifts for #office, #career and #occupation.

HJ Wizell @fitter0_0

95 Followers 2K Following Primarily a visual creative, prone to fits of haiku-formatted autistic wit.

RaisingSheep.net @RaisingSheepNet

79 Followers 162 Following An online resource with informative articles for new or aspiring shepherds, 4-H members & their parents.

BernCoBernie @BerncoBernie

1K Followers 2K Following Follow me to the wide Open Spaces of Bernalillo County

Sean Gyreth @SGyreth

2 Followers 45 Following

Hiding my inner nerd and resisting the urge to say bad things where I work in a male dominated 9 to 5 office job at Murphy's Law Inc. Opinions are my own. #nftc

Inscrutable Cubicle @InsCubicle

165 Followers 184 Following Hiding my inner nerd and resisting the urge to say bad things where I work in a male dominated 9 to 5 office job at Murphy's Law Inc. Opinions are my own. #nftc

internproblems @InternLifeProb

50 Followers 37 Following on the way to the dream job one latte run at a time

Nervous Sheep @NervousSheep

4 Followers 18 Following Just a sheep who enjoys time outdoors and hanging out with my flock. Dislike surprises.

Catherine J. Ford @catherinejford

233 Followers 841 Following Trying to understand the world while remaining sane... now more than ever.

NextGen Financial Project Tasking Dashboard. Collaborative To-Dos Software. Accounting Cloud To-Dos Add-on. Brace yourself for an onslaught of awesome!

CloudSway @TheCloudSway

913 Followers 2K Following NextGen Financial Project Tasking Dashboard. Collaborative To-Dos Software. Accounting Cloud To-Dos Add-on. Brace yourself for an onslaught of awesome!

TextsFromBoss @Textsfromboss

9 Followers 19 Following Some of these are real.

VentiXanaxLatte @McBitchypants

79 Followers 359 Following If you think you have me figured out, think again. Looks are deceiving and I am the definition of a one woman army.

sheep @sheepgasm12

0 Followers 9 Following

Bleat: Verb. The cry of a sheep, goat, or calf.
Verb. (With Object) He bleated his objections in a helpless rage. Basically I'm a whinging little shit.

HuddoBleats @HuddoBleats

11 Followers 20 Following Bleat: Verb. The cry of a sheep, goat, or calf. Verb. (With Object) He bleated his objections in a helpless rage. Basically I'm a whinging little shit.

Dave From HR @DavefromHR

2 Followers 10 Following Keeper of all perfect HR Policies

Brett @Brettstephens24

49 Followers 590 Following

The Corner Office @CornerOffice01

150 Followers 327 Following Shattering the glass ceiling one stiletto at a time. #nftc #publicaccountingprobz

Independent #Hokies football, men's basketball, and recruiting coverage. Formerly tweeted in ALL-CAPS during college football season.

THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay

25K Followers 241 Following Independent #Hokies football, men's basketball, and recruiting coverage. Formerly tweeted in ALL-CAPS during college football season.

views represent my em... @AdamAbramson

2K Followers 493 Following past: @virginia_tech @newsday @fallontonight @snl @latelateshow. present: NIL stuff - @rowzagency. pretty mid on here

Rachel L. @RachelRSL

516 Followers 308 Following Disgruntled office drone who curses too much. Living with a brain tumour but still living it up! The world would be a better place if everyone had a monkey. Hi!

Formerly @JoblessGradProb, but one magical hungover interview later I finally found my place in corporate America - and hate it.

Entry Level Problems @EntryLevelProbs

701 Followers 112 Following Formerly @JoblessGradProb, but one magical hungover interview later I finally found my place in corporate America - and hate it.

Really Bad Boss @reallybadboss

135 Followers 182 Following Taking on the world, one really bad boss at a time...

Cubicle Asylum @Cubicle_Asylum

107 Followers 147 Following Daily rants of a cubicle mad woman

The most excellent UK home of Bill & Ted Face the Music starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. On Digital, 4K, Blu-ray™ & DVD NOW. #FaceTheMusic

Bill & Ted Face the M... @BillandTedUK

11K Followers 656 Following The most excellent UK home of Bill & Ted Face the Music starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. On Digital, 4K, Blu-ray™ & DVD NOW. #FaceTheMusic

Corporate Mom @RealWorldProb

1K Followers 40 Following My clothes are mostly clean, can’t remember the last time I showered, and that lovely perfume you smell is spitup.

Julia Angelotti Bogus... @jangelotti

327 Followers 895 Following 🇺🇸 Proud @Virginia_Tech Hokie and George Mason @ScharSchool alum. Views are my own.

Hoyt Bonner @HoytBonner

96 Followers 377 Following Avid golfer and enthusiast, unflappably pessimistic fan of the Orioles, Hokies and DC sports.

Casey Rafter @50kMilesAway

47 Followers 13 Following

Lesley @I_3sI_3y

175 Followers 439 Following ❤

Rick McLean @rickmclean

56 Followers 224 Following

Mallory Bonner @mallorylane13

55 Followers 209 Following At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities

Hunter J. @hunterjsmith

130 Followers 382 Following I miss the 90s

Punit @punitb

84 Followers 202 Following

Kyle Bailey @KyleBaileyClub

15K Followers 2K Following Afternoons 3-6 PM on @wfnz | Host of @Panthers and @Hornets Pregame | @USAFootball PxP | Appalachian | Ut Prosim

b @funworkphrases

355 Followers 62 Following

Tim Mulherin @TimMulherin

94 Followers 331 Following

Harrison Moon @harrisonmooner

54 Followers 87 Following

MM @MeetingMonster

533 Followers 948 Following 🏖

Work 2 Rant @work2rant

78 Followers 28 Following Everyone has stories about work. Wait till you read ours.

Dan Kehler @DiggittyDank

124 Followers 167 Following

Cubicle Caveman @CubicleCaveman

22 Followers 31 Following I put the grunt in disGRUNTLED

A meeting gal getting through that conference, trade show, awards ceremony, black tie banquet & corporate meeting one day at a time. More wine please…

Meeting Madness @meetingmadness

30 Followers 51 Following A meeting gal getting through that conference, trade show, awards ceremony, black tie banquet & corporate meeting one day at a time. More wine please…

Kat Kehler @kittykehler

87 Followers 236 Following keep your expectations and your thread counts high

I'm a normal person who treats people with respect. Unfortunately, my coworkers are not. So this is my therapy. And maybe I'll make poop jokes.

Office Therapy @officetherapy

131 Followers 411 Following I'm a normal person who treats people with respect. Unfortunately, my coworkers are not. So this is my therapy. And maybe I'll make poop jokes.

Damn This Cubicle @DamnThisCubicle

12 Followers 0 Following

The Intern @Intern_Problem_

239 Followers 544 Following I'm easily ACCESSable, have a great OUTLOOK on life, and EXCEL at many things.

Dusty Ass Cube @DustyAssCube

36 Followers 151 Following

rob delaney @robdelaney

1.4M Followers 1 Following You can get my book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.

THAT PHONE BITCH @bitchyphonegirl

271 Followers 260 Following I answer the phone. ALL DAMN DAY. This...is...my...sad...life.

RIP Choco Taco 1983-2022 🪦🌮 That perfect combination of chocolate and ice cream you would do anything for. 🍫 Bars 🥪Sandwiches🍦Cones

Klondike @Klondikebar

170K Followers 32 Following RIP Choco Taco 1983-2022 🪦🌮 That perfect combination of chocolate and ice cream you would do anything for. 🍫 Bars 🥪Sandwiches🍦Cones

Everything For The Workplace: Business supplies, graphic design, and full-service printing services. #CubeLife Support http://t.co/7lKCjYzcyA

Boss Online, Inc. @BossOnlineInc

44 Followers 399 Following Everything For The Workplace: Business supplies, graphic design, and full-service printing services. #CubeLife Support http://t.co/7lKCjYzcyA

Cubicle Farm @theCubicleFarm

71 Followers 41 Following The Cubicle Farm is a Vancouver-based online job board for young professionals. Daily updates to keep you in the loop.

I answer phones and deal with pervs on the daily. I prefer the term Administrative ASSistant. #receptionistproblems ☎ Instagram: receptionistproblems

ReceptionistProblems @receptionBETCH

558 Followers 264 Following I answer phones and deal with pervs on the daily. I prefer the term Administrative ASSistant. #receptionistproblems ☎ Instagram: receptionistproblems

Man in Cubicle @cubiclechatter

13 Followers 0 Following A collection of quotes heard around the office. Aliases have been used to protect the innocent.

cubicle humour @cubiclehumour

25 Followers 2 Following funny and sometimes odd things happen within an office cubical, here you'll get the chance live the dream.....through me

Ididn'tsignupforthis @didntsignup

61 Followers 156 Following No one warns you about all the bull shit you have to deal with in the real world. I didn't sign up for this.

Murray Campbell @JMCTECH

46 Followers 89 Following Soakin' up college while I still can

Hunter Owens @Huntman21

134 Followers 346 Following This is a wizards stan account

Corporate BS @corporateshizz

24 Followers 81 Following i love #guitar, the #Eagles, #traveling. i pay for it all being a project engineer for SPC and BPM software systems.

Miss B @Working_Sucks

258 Followers 337 Following I hate work. I work at a sucky place with a sucky boss. Working sucks. But let's try to LOL anyway.

Sorority girl turned lost cause in Corporate America. Tweeting Everything you wish you could say at work because I'm still not mature enough to be here.

UnderpaidWorkingGirl @WorkGirlProblem

2K Followers 296 Following Sorority girl turned lost cause in Corporate America. Tweeting Everything you wish you could say at work because I'm still not mature enough to be here.