College Humor @CollegeLOLHumor
Humorous tweets tailored for College Students to make you laugh out loud! Joined September 2013-
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It takes me like 4 hours just to think about starting homework.
I hate my job. My boss is Ugly but I need the money! -Sincerly everyone
I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them
Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: laughs hysterically makes pterodactyl noise transforms into a potato and rolls off into the sunset
"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade"... Nice, no homework.
Me a nerd? Haha no. I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I STILL DONT FEEL CHRISTMASSY QUICK SOMEONE SLAP SOME FESTIVE CHEER INTO ME
The human brain is awesome. It functions 24/7 but only stops functioning during exams...
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It’s called Facebook, not Boobbook. So next time try to get your face in the picture too.
Don't try to understand women...women understand women and they hate each other.
If I was a teacher I would create a multiple choice test where all 30 answers are D just to fuck with the students heads.
The biggest lie I always tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
i have no motivation for school anymore i’m just looking forward for summer nights and to be able to sleep in till 3pm
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