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(Princeton) I had a strep test today. After doing the test, the nurse said, "Wow, that was easy... you have no gag reflex!"
(Brown) My roommate has had more sex in the past 4 days than I have had in the past 4 years.
(Dartmouth) I told my prof that I couldn’t turn in my homework because my rabbit ate it. It was the truth.
(Princeton) My boyfriend just texted me “Have a good day :) ” WHAT THE FUCK. Did he miss the memo that today is VALENTINE’S DAY?!
(Wellesley) My neighbor’s sex noises have escalated from moans and grunts to barnyard animal sounds.
(Yale) I wish you could “break up” with a friend. When she’s single she’s great, when she’s dating she’s a big cunt. It’s frustrating.
(UCLA) I just realized that i had a chemistry midterm the DAY AFTER the super bowl. Same teacher who ruined my halloween. Bitch.
(Monmouth) Class in 3 hours and I've yet to start the paper that's due. Just accidentally took a Xanax instead of that Adderall you gave me.
(SHU) Got an email today f/ my professor about how hard the class is & we better not come "lookin like a fool w/ your pants on the ground."
(UCI) My roommate watches me change every morning and pretends to be asleep. FML.
(UCSD) Today I realized the girl I’ve been talking to on Match.com is actually one of my students.
(Monmouth) I didn't know her nosejob was a SECRET! She came back w/ a different nose ... did she think nobody was going to NOTICE??
(UCSD) After being and engineering major for almost 4 years, the one thing I really learned is that I hate engineering.
(UCSD) My roommate picked up a random guy at a club and fucked him on the bunk below me. When I woke up, my laptop was stolen.
(Wheaton) I dressed like Pauly D at the dance and people liked me more.
(Princeton) My science GPA is lower than my overall GPA. I am a science major. FML.
(UCSD) I had my Math 20E midterm yesterday. I just realized it today.
(SUC) She told me she’d love me forever. She lied.
(Monmouth) Thanks to adderall I decided to be proactive and do all of my IT homework ahead of time. Just got Blue-Screen-of-Deathed. FML
(Yale) This d-bag in my sociology class attaches his fucking resume to EVERY email he sends. Life fail.
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