Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

This account is satire (kind of). Fictional State Police Colonel. Fictional, just like the real one. Any likeness to a real person is strictly coincidental. Lincoln, NE Joined June 2023

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

Two questions: 1️⃣Is there a picture of this guy that exists where he isn’t holding some faux award? 2️⃣Can anyone name me 1 thing this guy has accomplished to deserve any award at all? I’ll wait… Also, you misspelled “Roby”. But I’m sure he doesn’t respect you enough to care.

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

Remember that time the previous idiot running the State Patrol leased and moved everyone into a bajillion square foot office building that no one wanted to work out of?? I remember it well because that project was my legacy. In other words, the legacy is that I was an idiot.🤡

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

If he’s talking, he’s lying. #GoodRiddance to this 🤡 who never should have been hired in the first place, let alone be allowed to run the agency into the ground for 7.5 years. Now he’ll run away to another state and pray is past doesn’t follow him, like he always has before.

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

A picture is worth a thousand words when it comes to stoicism. The sad thing is the new guy thinks HE earned it too because that’s what his golfing buddies that gave him the job told him. You can bet that on day one he’ll show up in a uniform he didn’t earn. @TeamPillen sucks.

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

Look at the bullshit in that shadow box. This guy got discarded by more agencies than used rubber gloves. Every stop on that tour has resulted in more negative consequences for the next guy to dig out from. Nebraska is safer without this asshole. #GoodRiddance. @ColonelLispy

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

This is the flow chart of how the “not so peaceful” transfer of power went down. 👇🏻👇🏻 Am I right, @TeamPillen?? #NSPLegalGames2025 #NewColonelSameLiability #BootsComingInHot @ColonelLispy

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

Hey @TeamPillen, I’ve got a Major and Lt Col who want to know why this guy’s been telling everyone he was going to be the colonel for well over a year. Surely you didn’t rig the hiring process to get Joe Kelly’s buddy hired, did you? Seems like another lawsuit generating plan.

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

Today in the press conf. announcing my replacement, the newbie taking my place was asked about all the lawsuits I’ve generated for retaliation. My replacement says he’s going to do everything he can to make sure “we don’t repeat that behavior.” In other words, #RonBGuilty. ↘️🚎

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

If I were that trooper, I would hang onto that plaque. It might be the last one with my signature on it before I’m doing 10-15 in Leavenworth for lying under oath & generally being a complete piece of shit. It could literally bring fives of dollars on eBay. #ColonelMemorabilia

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

This action figure chairs a panel that hires the most incompetent fuck to run the state police in state history, costing the taxpayers millions in settlements. It also comes with a book about leadership that has only 1 chapter titled: “The mayor keeps my balls in her purse.”#OPD

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

To the other guys who competed for the position: Since the newly selected guy has been telling everyone for over a year that he is going to be the next Colonel, I wonder if any of you felt like you had a shot? I wonder if the process was even remotely fair, or pre-determined?🤔🤔

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

• I wonder what the new Colonel is going to do to the Internal Affairs guys when he finds out they’ve been feloniously fabricating complaints & evidence in cases? • I wonder if the new Col. ever had a chain of command beneath him who WANT him to fail because they aren’t Col?

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

My replacement has entered the chat. Please give @ColonelLispy a follow! Good riddance to me, and good luck to this jackass. He’s gonna need it. No one is as excited to see him fail as I am! Get the cameras ready, this one’s a real media whore. 📷 📸 🎥

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Colonel Ron “Privilege” Balduck 🦆 @ColonelRonBOut

5 months ago

A 36% increase in applications does NOT equal that many more officers attending the academy or subsequently working in the field. It’s another made up stat to cover my ineptitude. I’ve been misleading the public for 7 years to take the focus off of my staffing crisis. #NiceTry