Colossal Octopus @ColossalOctopus

@ammb124 @rrice78793 @realDonaldTrump I am here! The COLOSSUS of the deep! I am not concerned with the petty land-squabbles of mere humans, they were fools to invoke my name! #WeArePerseus #ReclaimTheKraken

@Chrissybangban1 @InnerVoltRock No collection of mere law humans could be equivalent to the might of I, the COLOSSUS of the deep! It is the peak of terrestrial arrogance for them to think otherwise! #WeArePerseus #ReclaimTheKraken

@Cwallsaggie I cannot be contained by mere mortals - it was never in her power to release the COLOSSUS of the deep. The peak of terrestrial arrogance!

@WeResist2017 Yes, it’s always a sad story. My cousin once sank a ship that happened to be running drugs - he was never the same after...

I assure you she is not. I have never met her, nor do I think she would be a very enjoyable ship-sinking companion

@Sunray1999 @C_C_Krebs It is I, an octopus of COLOSSAL proportions with absolute dominion over the sea - tread upon the waves with trepidation land-dweller for it will be your DOOM #Kraken

@C_C_Krebs I am not to be released by mere mortals! They demonstrate their terrestrial arrogance by presuming otherwise #Kraken #WeArePerseus

@C_C_Krebs I can assure you, my COLOSSAL dominion over the seas is very much #realinfo - though I do not concern myself with the your petty land squabbles and so have never been to Georgia #Kraken #WeArePerseus

I have never been captured by any mere mortal - I am not to be released by the likes of @SidneyPowell1 #Kraken #WeArePerseus

@RedBadb @C_C_Krebs Micro Kraken Syndrome is a very serious condition that affects most octopuses - that’s the only reason the are not all of my COLOSSAL proportions

@MIKECOLLINS99 I know, I’ve been slacking off in the ship-sinking stats, but my terrorising-small-coastal-villages scores are way up this quarter

@Star5AtNight That's not very nice, what have I ever done to you? Were you on a ship I recently sunk?

@C_C_Krebs I am truly misunderstood, I have no concern for the terrestrial activities of you tiny humans. My domain is the SEA, do not venture upon it!

So please don’t send Perseus after me, I have a pretty full schedule over the next week #WeArePerseus #Kraken

I can definitely confirm that I had no part in the US election - unless one of those ships I sunk was a mail-ship... 🚢 🐙 #Kraken #WeArePerseus

I’m very confused about all this #Kraken talk, why is everyone suddenly #WeArePerseus ? Perseus killed my dad

@ItsAllBollocks Don’t do that... hey... but... stop... you’re under the ocean... *sigh* humans...

@ItsAllBollocks I’m pretty sure... but... ok... I’ll just wait here then... *sigh* fine... if that makes you feel better...

@ItsAllBollocks Hmmm, we must have missed each other, I don’t see you anywhere and I’m definitely not squishable... did you turn right at the sub-surface volcano? I’m near a large rock formation right now with kelp on it kinda in the shape of William Shatner. Does that help?

@ItsAllBollocks HAHAHA, puny humans. Once again you have failed to realise how truly COLOSSAL my proportions are! You are in MY realm now!