Joel 🇺🇦 @Comedy__Jones
Freelance war correspondent and winner of the 2032 Presidential Election South Carolina, USA Joined April 2018-
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I hate how non-canon the Fallout show is. Zero loading screens and my TV didn't crash once. So unrealistic.
Here’s what Donald Trump says when he thinks you’re not watching: He says he’s going to cut taxes for his rich friends, all while cutting Social Security for everyone else. @BernieSanders and I are mad as hell about it, and together, we’re going to stop him.
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this is the craziest halloween costume ive ever seen
When hiking in rocky terrain, be sure to watch your step to avoid tripping and falling. Because nothing says 'I meant to do that' quite like face-planting in front of a group of judgmental squirrels.
i’m this old
Don’t go to the senate tomorrow.
Holy moly. This is worth every minute. Jonathan Katz exposes Katie Britt as a lying sack of shit. 👀
Ok now that the speech is over can we go back once more and recognize how funny Biden’s reaction is here?
paul: i'm not the mahdi paul after sipping that worm juice:
Clearest image ever taken of Venus
“How do you do, fellow Texians, from the Texas oblast how do you like our warm water port”
“How do you do, fellow Texians, from the Texas oblast how do you like our warm water port” https://t.co/0q8WBzQtdc
2023 is 100% complete! Thank you all so, so much for following, and have a nice 2024!
Christmas greetings: FDR: “The spirit of Christmas breathes an eternal message of peace & goodwill to all men" Biden: "May the light from the first Christmas illuminate your homes, warm your hearts, & kindle your hopes" Trump: "May they rot in Hell. Again, Merry Christmas!"
“MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!” —2024 GOP Nominee
If that glass breaks humanity is doomed
This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.
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Let's Talk Elections @LTElections
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SC Daily Gazette @SCDailyGazette
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Conspiracy Bullshit @ConspiracyBull1
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American Museum of Na.. @AMNH
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Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Four years ago today, Trump told Americans to inject bleach on national television
God really does give his stuffiest noses to his most charismatic, handsome, hung, radiant, tall, bubble-bootied soldiers 😔
for the sixth month in a row, "Skibidi Toilet" has gotten more pageviews than "Kamala Harris" on English Wikipedia
Somehow cable has returned
Disney+ is planning to introduce channels onto its service. They will function the same as old-school TV channels with different channels for different genres like Marvel & Star Wars. (Source: theinformation.com/articles/to-ke…)
This kind of dense, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities
The normie Dem voters who show up every election and vote a straight blue ballot do more to move this country forward than any poster.
What opinion about Politics will have you like this?
I hate how non-canon the Fallout show is. Zero loading screens and my TV didn't crash once. So unrealistic.
It is literally not possible to have a worse opinion about the civ series than 'Civ 5 was worse than Civ 3'
Civ 5 also has the distinction of being the first genuinely bad game in the series. A game with a user interface that is way less information dense, and with a real dedication to a number of mechanics that are totally irrelevant to the outcome of the game (e.g. religion).
Here’s what Donald Trump says when he thinks you’re not watching: He says he’s going to cut taxes for his rich friends, all while cutting Social Security for everyone else. @BernieSanders and I are mad as hell about it, and together, we’re going to stop him.
If they were really serious about making a Civil War movie they'd release two versions Pokemon style. One Red. One Blue. Each the same film but a slightly different ending.
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On #TransDayOfVisibility, we celebrate London’s trans community as they strive to live authentically and safely 🏳️⚧️
this is the craziest halloween costume ive ever seen
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