Comics Dialog @ComicsDialog
There are certain lines in comics that are funny for reasons only known to comics fans. When I find them, I post them here. acronyminc.blogspot.com Portland, OR Joined June 2011-
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♬We're brothers of Thorfel The Fair ♬ ♬For a southern wench♬ ♬To warm his bench♬ ♬We'd all raid the Devil's own lair!♬
You're a COLD-BLOODED one, wizard! I've slain plenty of men in my day, but I never CHUCKLED to myself over their BONES!
He knows SOMEONE goes in and out of the ziggurat. And he vows to find out HOW, after he's had a DRINK to wash the DESERT out of his mouth.
"Did I tell you I like your ARMOR-what little there is of it?" "An Ophirean PIKEMAN said the same thing to me the other day."
"Meanwhile, I'm still THIRSTY." "Some WINE, perhaps?" "That's more LIKE it! Water's an OVERRATED commodity, at BEST."
I'm - DOOMED - when I lie down and DIE, wench - and not - BEFORE!
♬A toast to Thorfel we make♬ ♬Why he wants a wife♬ ♬I don't know for my life♬ ♬There's many more fish in the lake!♬
♬We're brothers of Thorfel The Fair ♬ ♬For a southern wench♬ ♬To warm his bench♬ ♬We'd all raid the Devil's own lair!♬
"They wouldn't even listen! I probably shouldn't have started hitting people." "I don't think that was helpful, no."
O-ol DHUMBER claab ol REKEKI fao. Faor apic-zeta faor hoord ol? #AlienDialog
Listen, I'm only a VOLUNTARY WORKER. I don't make policy. You oughta take this up with the guys in the FATE AND DESTINY DEPARTMENT.
"Fortunately I've managed to remain informed on the situation..." "Th-that isn't fair! I was down a WELL with a crushed windpipe..."
His consciousness, a silver ball, recoiled between bumpers of pulsing viridian. He tried to think...
"You ENJOY slapping WOMEN around?" "Not PARTICULARLY! But I do enjoy demonstrating POWER--as you will shortly LEARN--PAINFULLY!"
THINK ABOUT IT!! If I can't find happiness in a lady's perfectly sculpted posterior... well, I just don't see the point of going on!
STUPID GOD DAMN SKELETON ARMY BASTARDS I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE--- Damn.
I believe it was vanity that kept my concept from being embraced. How was I to know people wouldn't fancy having scales and flippers?
"If you don't mind me asking, what's with the monkey?" "I'm making a 15 foot tall zombie chimp." "Oh." "A man's gotta have a hobby."
Yet YOU could publish something that you think is GREAT ART, but 99% of the public might consider it OBSCENE GARBAGE!

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