CommonVegtable @CommonVegtable
veggie jokes funnier than ur mom Joined June 2014-
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Happy birthday @megan_murphy23, turnip tn and party hard!
@moldystardust no prob girly!!!!!!! stay cool as a cucumber
guyz plz dnt make fun of cauliflower after labor day they can't help that they are all white
how are baby vegtables fed? through their mommas turnipples
"mom where are the cauliflower?" "where you left them, under the porch"
if squash had hair it wud probz be blonde dnt u get the same feeling ¿
what's the differance between Liam Payne and a cucumber? nothing.
what do one direction and vegtables have on common? their sexuality
y watch the World Cup wen u can stick celery in ur ear & get the same feeling
I dnt know how to say vegtable in Spanish but I do know that u r a slut
if u grow pumpkin in ur garden w/ ur neighbor Debby the pumpkin will always die
if u take squash w/ u to prom as ur date sum ppl may turn u into a mental hospital good news is tht u can hid the squash in ur trailor
cauliflower is pale u shld take it tanning to make it not pale ifk if it will work but if not u can eat the burnt cauliflower
sum say broccoli look lyke a tree I personally dnt see it help?¿
I tink Russia sell onion not sure I hve not been to Russia if u r ppl of Russia hmu cuz if they sell onion I will go to Russia
lettuce rhymes w/ fettish coincidence I tink not if it I sry
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