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@Common_Rock, actually rock and lawnmower BOTH beat weed. And then @Common_Squirrel and @Common_Dog both pee on me, just for kicks.
I hate lawnmowers.
@common_squirrel, you haven't eaten since Monday. Are you feeling OK?
@Common_Rock, I AM your lawn!
@Common_Rock, that's easy for you to say.
@Common_Rock, you're squishing me.