Conor_GX @Conor_thoughts
Joined May 2012-
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"When people have sex, the penis is like a key, the woman's thing is like a lock, and the lock is on a door labelled 'babies'."
"I can't think of my life being any better than it is right now"
That's the problem with gymnastics. You always end up jumping on someone's nuts.
"God and Santa are both in charge, because they're friends"
"When I'm older I can play Clash of Clans on my iPod while my wife's asleep"
"I did NOT eat a whole bag of Skittles. There's two left"
"It makes me so happy when people say they're proud of me"
"Daddy, you're bigger than mummy so really that means you own her"
Jesus is the bread of life. It doesn't mean he's cut up & used in sandwiches. It means when we're hungry and sort of floppy he gives us food
"Sometimes I might not be the strongest, but I have better skills. Sometimes it's all about skills".
"When I'm older I won't need a job. I'll just do jobs around the house and my wife will pay me".
"If you cook burgers at McDonalds, you just earn one gold coin."
"If God ever came down from Heaven, I'd show him how to play Skylanders battle mode".
"Donald & Daisy are in love. You know why? Because Daisy always shows her pants when she walks"
"Daddy if you or mummy died I'd probably cry straight away, even if I was grown-up. So don't get into wars or anything"
"So really, politics is all about sweets and killing"
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