control your K9 @ControlYourK9

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control your K9 @ControlYourK9

7 years ago

@TheFroehlich Actually it’s issued when you get your license

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control your K9 @ControlYourK9

8 years ago

Dogs have up to 300 million olfactory receptors in their noses, and part of a dog's brain is devoted to analyzing smells... so believe me, they can smell what kind of asshole you really are.

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8 years ago

Can some please tell me where I can pickup some see-through steel stock?

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control your K9 @ControlYourK9

8 years ago

I know, right. ... I look so much different without a dog with me.

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8 years ago

@Mjblax 😂😂😂

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control your K9 @ControlYourK9

8 years ago

I really wish I would’ve raked more leaves as a child. #qualifying #newcareer #dolt45

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8 years ago

@realDonaldTrump This isn’t Christmas nor Easter, oh yea; it’s the day your building became the tallest in New York... is that what your excited about? Maybe you should double fist pump at a memorial for the lost that might help 🤷🏻‍♂️#dolt45

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control your K9 @ControlYourK9

8 years ago

I’m happy I’m a dog trainer, for the simple fact that; when dogs take over the world, they’ll be cool with me.

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8 years ago

This much I know about my social media experience.. If someone posts a picture of a pup; there’s a great possibility that I’ll ‘like’ it.

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8 years ago

@realDonaldTrump 😂 hey stable genius.. where were you between the years of 1947-1991; and it was called the Cold War.

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8 years ago

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Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl

9 years ago

I dream of a life where we hold our President to a higher standard than we hold Ace Ventura. Jim Carrey.

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control your K9 @ControlYourK9

9 years ago

Overall, our country has been saturated with others opinions, and a sure grip of Krueger-Dunning. We must start to learn to listen, understand differences, and have conversations to find solutions. Sorry for the generalization, but it’s running rampid. #enough

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9 years ago

@SarahKSilverman @cesarmillan CBD oil or lavender could help with her anxiety ..

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Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

9 years ago

If we lose #NetNeutrality we lose our democracy. What we are able to see & where we’re able 2go on the internet will be up to a handful of billionaire corporations. It will literally SUCK for EVERYONE in the country but the owners of a few gigantic corps

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control your K9 @ControlYourK9

9 years ago

@JerrySeinfeld HEY, what’s with this ball-less soccer, have you ever tried mic-less stand-up? and BTW you left your gloves at my parents house when came over for Thanksgiving dinner.