Mason MF @ControversyMN

Ladies you don’t need a “hit list” or a “rotation” when you’re +25 years old. Your looks are declining rapidly, hurry up and get knocked up and secure that monthly child support check before it’s too late

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

7 years ago

My coworker explained to me how her day was off to a terrible start before asking me how mine was going. I thought back to how I’d treated myself in the bathtub this morning to a daydream of me winning a contest. I didn’t have the nerve to tell her the truth; no need to rub it in

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

7 years ago

So awkward for me when I finally orgasm, then I roll over and want nothing to do with the peanut butter or my roommates stupid fucking dog

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

7 years ago

I got lucky with a bunch of pornstars this weekend and it was really fun & sweet lol. Does anyone know if you can puke up chlamydia?

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

7 years ago

I have one Juice World song on my playlist from summer 2018 that I skip more often than not. So I guess I’ll still be getting all 8 hours of sleep tonight

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

7 years ago

Dressing up as Alex Forsberg for Halloween. Ironically the local high schoolers & my former basketball coach are the only ones spooked by my costume & designer-brand tattoos

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

7 years ago

Today’s the first time I’ve had to do jury duty and tbh I’d rather run into Patrick Crusius in a crowded El Paso Walmart

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kirby @kirbywinson

10 years ago

RT if your mason

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

8 years ago

It’s 9pm.. I’m alone in my room wearing only my Invisalign. My web browser is open; it’s Lyndsey’s DMs again. I just finished off my whole hearted message I want to send her but what’s the use? A guy like me? She’ll never understand

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

8 years ago

@heyholleh @isaacsvobodny Gross

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

8 years ago

@tj2432 Compliment her rack if it’s nice

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Mason MF @ControversyMN

8 years ago

I met this smoking hot pregnant girl and Jimmy’s Pizza today, so I left her with my number on a napkin and asked that she hit me up on her due date so I could be there when the baby is delivered