foxglove @CopaceticCat
too rad to be sad Joined January 2014-
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Not to be -that way- but men really are the biggest whiners about the smallest discomforts and it's proven to me again and again
“You have not met all the people that will love you” is so comforting
@undertakerasia I have so little counter space that the toaster only comes out like 3 times a year definitely not worth it
Blessed be those who forget to log out of Netflix at hotels bc I am ruining your recommendations
Stood around for an hour in an alley to get this fresh counter serve pasta and I regret to say that it is delicious so I will have to do it again
I want to open a milk tea shop by the university called Spilt Tea, and it would have chalkboard walls that you can write confessions/gossip on. We would have a popcorn machine and hold watch party nights for drama driven reality TV ✨
@graytendencies Bruh pants are the worst you are blessed rn
I just remembered that my last job made us use our limited PTO on mandatory company holidays like WTF was that
I feel like the discourse that comes across my feed is actually becoming stupider every month. Also 75%+ of the gossip posts are just made up. Reality TV is so much more fun
@Owen_Grif @sethharpesq Do you legitimately think that walking in step/time is a full time job for anyone anywhere? It's basic coordination
Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?
Living in the desert, sweeping does not help unless you do it multiple times a day which I am refusing to do in such frequency
Smoking on the porch, listening to the birds, and watching the bats fly around at sunset is good for your soul
that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me
When I'm walking someone through the legal consents at work I usually joke that we're so thorough we even included a chapter on surviving nuclear explosions for light reading. The inclusion of that chapter is unfortunately becoming less absurd
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