Southampton FC @CorteseFC

@matt_man94 Well if you learn anything from this account, let it be that even if we are successful we could also end up like pompey.

@matt_man94 That's what happens when a billionaire gets bored of his toy's #futureforsaints

@matt_man94 Football Cubs are billionaires toy's though ? #confused

@matt_man94 Eurrghh all 3 of those would just ruin St Mary's don't you think ?

@matt_man94 Who needs fans , I'm Nicola Cortese i can just fill the stadium with whoever I like, I am in charge.

@OneNigelAdkins1 This account is silly there is obviously more then one Nigel Adkins in the world. However there is only one Nicola Cortese.

@mattletiss7 No need to be jealous of me Matt, It's not your fault the fans prefer me to you now. NC

@RobboSFC NO, my control of the media has meant that there is a blanket ban on your tweet. #corteseisthedon

@matt_man94 But Cortese FC will become the greatest team in the world Adkins was holding me back from world domination. #corteseisgod

@SaintsRumours I think you will find that me Cortese was responsible for all 6 of those goals.

@chriswragg NOOO Jan Poortvilet was in the Top 5 mangers in the world , tried to sign him but he's well above us. #saintsfc

"Team selection and tactics will improve under my management , sorry I mean under Pochettino's management" NC

Don't get why all you fans are moaning so much you couldn't even spell his name right, ADKINS not ATKINS. #saintsfc

@keefyweefy @antonydjames "I'm not going out anywhere in this weather, are joking" NC

@alexgbourne 'Don't be silly mate we have this under control , will be playing in Europe next season' NC

@RobboSFC Your attempt at spelling 'Cortese' was shocking had to send the boys out to remove it. #saintsfc #Adkinsout

Also not selecting Guly for every game has cost this club Champions League football. #saintsfc #Adkinsout

If Adkins could lead this club to second fthe two seasons in a row , 15th this year was not acceptable. #hadtogo #saintsfc

Just to clarify for fans asking who Mauricio Pochettino is. Mauricio Pochettino is Spanish for Nicola Cortese. #Saintsfc