Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

Join me for my year-long pilgrimage to the Dark Tower, with weekly readings & sermons inspired by Stephen King's epic series... ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com Joined September 2020

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Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

12 months ago

Don't know if any of you will even see this tweet, since I've let this account go as fallow as Tian Jaffords' field, but in case you're curious what I've been up to lately: copycatshort.com

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Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

3 years ago

Hey folks. Here’s one of the many projects that’s been keeping me too busy to do anything with this blog. I’m definitely missing Mid-World and the Ka-Tet, but there are detours aplenty along the path of the beam so here we are… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 years ago

GIVEAWAY TIME: On May 1, I will select one random winner to receive an autographed Stephen King book (title yet to be decided). All you have to do is Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

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Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

4 years ago

I think he means check out* Geez what a moron, amiright?

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Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

4 years ago

I know I haven’t really touched this account since finishing the blog. I haven’t been able to devote much time to Dark Tower stuff because I’ve been so focused on my own writing. Well, tomorrow, free on Tubi, you can watch one of the things that’s been keeping me so busy: UNBORN.

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Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

4 years ago

I wanted to get this tattoo last weekend when I finished the blog but I completely dropped the ball in terms of you know, actually doing anything to make it happen… If you know a good tattoo artist in the northeast who’s a Dark Tower fan, please let me know.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

Celebrating by ordering a bunch of @ka_tetof19 shirts. As a treat.

Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

4 years ago

Celebrating by ordering a bunch of @ka_tetof19 shirts. As a treat.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

V-gétarienne @bizzaroren

4 years ago

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4 years ago

Last Dark Tower Post of the year everyone... I wrote about the end of The Dark Tower and Susannah's final decision. A sincere thank you to anyone who has been reading my posts. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. You guys are the best. churchofthecosmicturtle.com/2021/09/19/i-f…

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Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

4 years ago

It’s been quite a year everyone. Look for my final Dark Tower post going up tomorrow morning, 9/19.

Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19

4 years ago

It’s been quite a year everyone. Look for my final Dark Tower post going up tomorrow morning, 9/19.

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4 years ago

I can’t handle this shit right now I’m going to go cry myself to sleep.

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4 years ago

tfw you reach the Coda…

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4 years ago

🌹NEW DARK TOWER POST!🌹 I wrote about the introduction of Dandelo and Patrick Danville, and how each character represents a very different kind of artist... churchofthecosmicturtle.com/2021/09/14/the…