The Couch Ninjas @CouchNinjasBand
We're turning a song into a tattoo and an artist that does track art for the song about vice into a millioniare. We're using bandcamp. thecouchninjas.bandcamp.com Johannesburg Joined February 2010-
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The Couch Ninja - The king of gimmicks? More like the joker...
Maybe we can focus on #vice for a bit? Not this orgy of #violence and #domination by #Israel and #America - Go and buy #SirMontgomery he's on @Bandcamp turn an artist into millionaire sponsor a #tattoo We can #doit right #internet @thecampaignbook?
#TheCouchNinja is a corporate clown in a suit PUMPED to make people laugh at the horror your intrests are inflicting on the world - The most morally bankrupt instititutions will be moved to the top of the list - ofcourse. It's that irony the kids have been huffing. #eesgetit
It's gonna take some persitance but ultimately the monkey of vice WILL NOT be ignored no matter how much @Bandcamp wishes it was. I mean they aren't helping us turn the 'monkey on the back' into a tattoo...I ain't getting paid to #DoIt hey @thecampaignbook? It's not like that.
The point of Sir Montgomery is to get the internet to explore vice and create a millionaire. And a tattoo...who wins? Always the monkey
Utopian Bank is a 24 bank that doesn't charge fees and uses your money to empower you and your community through enterprise. To help start this bank go to @CouchNinjasBand's @Bandcamp and buy the track art... Or buy art from @10fund - #utopianbrush
Utopian Air - Is a class-less airline that helps people in Africa travel more directly people from the world share common dignity in the skies... To help start this airline go to @CouchNinjasBand's @Bandcamp and support the campaign... Or buy art from @10fund #utopianbrush
We know that #vice and #theinternet are more powerful than #celebrity that's why we are turning both into a #tattoo of a #monkeyonmyback...#SirMontgomery we want @Bandcamp the platform this is playing out on and @thecampaignbook the guy who says #doit to help us - but NO!!! Swak
"@Bandcamp because it’s a site that isn’t too anal or anal at all about what one chooses to use as track art..." Look at the flattering things we write in blogs about you...but you don't do shit for us!? MMMkay..😘
1 Dollar a day or a sudden deluge - this hustle of getting the public to create our bassist's next tattoo is playing out on @Bandcamp as we speak. Watch this space get involved it could be #history or it could be nothing... Let's #DoIt though @thecampaignbook
Far out rock gimmicks like turning your track art into tattoo's on @Bandcamp and turning run down buildings in our hood in #Joburg into #burlesque Barbershop's. All well and good till we #doit right @thecampaignbook? thecouchninjas.bandcamp.com
#SouthAfrica is busy #winning RN - As a #SouthAfricanband we'd like to keep that momentum going - by using our song to make an #artist a #millionaire and turn track art into a tattoo. Buy your monkey on the back on our @Bandcamp...Let's @thecampaignbook this shit. #doitforvice
1. Follow us on @Bandcamp 2. Buy a song of the design with the monkey. 3. Or send us your design of Sir Montgomery. 4. Wait for the design that makes an artist a #millionaire. 5. Watch that design get inked on my back and the world #DoItForTheDream like @thecampaignbook
these are the important questions...
Yes!! @SB_BusinessZA when the bag comes we wont forget about you and our opportunistic marketing 😆 ...we all about that... #SirMontgomery ✊✊
You can buy our track about vice on @Bandcamp and keep this #capitalistnightmare going... There are worse things than a #cheapthrill. Come #celebrate #SirMontgomery the monkey on the back. We love track art, wealth and #DOINGIT @thecampaignbook... Get a copy of #SirMontgomery
You can buy our track about vice on @Bandcamp and keep this #capitalistnightmare going... There are worse things than a #cheapthrill. Come #celebrate #SirMontgomery the monkey on the back. We love track art, wealth and #DOINGIT @thecampaignbook... Get a copy of #SirMontgomery
We think @DrMayaAngelou would like our song about #vice... And our mission to make an #ArtistOnTwitter a #Millionaire and a song into a tattoo. What do you think? @Bandcamp @thecampaignbook youtu.be/rxQkjnc2eIY?si…
The trick is to stay consistant - in turning a song into a tattoo and a person who drew monkey as #trackart into a #millionaire. Let's get the ball rolling download our song on @Bandcamp or send your design for those that want to be part of something. @thecampaignbook
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