Count Arthur String @CountString

If there's one thing I'm not... It's not stupid! #countarthur

Do you mind? I'm half way through something here! #countarthur

You find me somewhat indisposed. Owing to one of my legs having nodded off - It’s just something I’ve had to learn to live next-door to.

Jack Jones- Friend and close personal butcher. RIP #clivedunn

Churchill... breakfast at Chequers. 'Never, in the field of human cornflakes, have so many, looked like so few... from so far way.

Oh yes... You've got to get up a long time before I do... to catch me coming back from wherever it is I've been to! #countarthur

What’s William Tell ever done..? Written a soddin’ overture eh! #countarthur

Thank you very much. You’re not the last person to say that… and I dare say you won’t be the first. #countarthur

It’s the ‘Emperor’s New Shoes’ all over again isn’t it? So don’t be trying any of that on with me! #countarthur

Charles Laughton. He’s probably sick to death of being called the Hatch-Back of Nottingham. #CountStrong

It would be better for everybody if I was a Lord, or at least a notch posher. I’m only thinking of everyone else but me. #countarthur

He talked, looked and acted just like John Mills. #countarthur

You have to sign the official secretions act when you join the MRS erm… A.

When you’ve wrestled a ferocious radiator to the ground and lived off it for a fortnight... then you can make a television show!

I think I know who I think I mean, thank you. #countarthur

Oh yes. I do all that survivalist stuff I do. #countarthur

I can live off grass and rainwater I can... if I need to. Or moss! Or those little individual boxes of breakfast cereal! #countarthur

Nice doesn’t come into it. When I go camping it’s me against the elements. It’s survival of the fattest with me! #countarthur

Count Arthur String here but you probably already know that... from my plays, films, tellies and all my right vast wealth of plays I done.

Everything they had, had to be pulled on a sledge by Hush Puppies, didn’t it?