Sugarsnips.com @Craftysugarsnip

Mom to three, wife to one, former scientist. Now a professional fight breaker upper and sock finder. sugarsnips.com Joined June 2012

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5 years ago

Just my daily reminder from the universe what year it is.

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5 years ago

So my choices are kids drone that destroys interior of house or two seconds of fun followed by weeping as we wave bye bye outside?

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7 years ago

Classic preschool pick up line. Mother to son two people in front of me: “We do NOT step on our friends’ head!!!”

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7 years ago

Have offbrand version of normal muffin (the daily choice), as well as waffles, pancakes, toast, bagels, and some cereal. 8 year old to me: WE LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO EAT!!!

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7 years ago

In a snowball fight with my kids. Me: Absolutely no head shots!!! Also me: slowly lob a snowball at my 4 year old as he bends down to pick up snow. Dang it.

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7 years ago

Is it time to admit that we never truly had a schedule therefore there is nothing really to go back to or can I still blame our morning drop off chaos on “getting back into the routine after winter break”?

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7 years ago

Getting back into the drop off routine is tough. Him: We’re late. Me: No, we’re not. Him: Yes we are. Me: We have a minute to spare! Him:........ Me:......... Him:... Me:... Him:.. Me:.. Tick Him: Now we’re late. Me: Get out of the car.

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7 years ago

Today my 4 year old talked to me for 6 straight hours.....I’m exhausted.

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7 years ago

My 4 year just attacked the bathroom door while I was showering Inigo Montoya-style so that he could tell me, soaking wet with soap in my eyes and slightly panicked, that he doesn’t want sound coming from an already muted tv.

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7 years ago

I’m always surprised at my restraint come Monday morning when I don’t run out of school yelling “FREEDOM!!” after dropping off my youngest.

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7 years ago

What I love about having a 4 year old is that apparently they know all of your answers more than you do. B: Mom what’s your favorite color? Me: Blue? B: Nope!

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7 years ago

Completely confused why my Maryland born and raised 4 year old suddenly sounds like he’s from Boston.

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7 years ago

Me: Did you brush your teeth this morning? J: Yes Me: Are you sure? J: Yeeaaahhh Me: ...... J: (mumbles something about how/when he did it) Me: Blow in my face. J: (quietly shuffles past me and upstairs.) Thereby failing the Mom breathalyzer test by default.

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7 years ago

Having a real “if you give a mouse a cookie”-kind of cleaning day....

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7 years ago

Thanks to all our fun friends for supporting #News4Today @MOCOFAIR @nbcwashington

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7 years ago

Animal education is a huge part of the @MOCOFAIR #News4 Today previews this big event nbcwashington.com/news/local/Wat…

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7 years ago

Today my 10 year old learned the important life lesson that metal spoons don’t go in the microwave. 27 days until school starts.

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7 years ago

(Attempts 1-15) Mary Darling voice: “Find something fun to do!” (Attempts 16-30) Cruella de Vil voice: “Find something to do now!” (Attempts 31+) Oliver Twist voice while in fetal position: “Please, just find something to do......”