TheLancasterStudent @CrapStudentLA1

They told me it was like Nottingham or Leeds. They were wrong. Grumpy student in Lancaster. Hate Sugar. Hate the 2a. Hate Spar. Love the Turbine. Lancaster Joined April 2013

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TheLancasterStudent @CrapStudentLA1

13 years ago

Murder has happened.

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13 years ago

I'm going to cause a mass murder tonight. Housemates endless fucking xfactor bullshit.

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13 years ago

I'm going to go stare at the turbine. More fun than this shit.

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TheLancasterStudent @CrapStudentLA1

13 years ago

...of dickhead lads.

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13 years ago

My house mates are pushing me towards the 'great lancaster genocide'

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TheLancasterStudent @CrapStudentLA1

13 years ago

Let Sugar Commence....

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13 years ago

Oh twitter. I've been waiting to start this again.

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13 years ago

It's the countdown to the worst two weeks of the term.....

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13 years ago

If I hear the words pre lash again....

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13 years ago

Back in Lancaster. The smell of desperation.

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13 years ago

I'm getting the freshers vibe. Did I say vibe? I mean a fucking holiday away from Lancaster.

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13 years ago

The 2a is on fine form this morning. Vomit and screaming teenage girls. Excellent.....

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13 years ago

Regretting Hustle. Last week Lounge. I need to get myself checked. And sectioned.....

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13 years ago

Count down to freshers! Keep the creepy lads away LUSU....

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13 years ago

Someone said they are 'happy' the turbine isn't working. I've got a special place for you people....

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13 years ago

So Lounge happened last night. I might need to get tested. Or put down.

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13 years ago

I do enjoy my naked Wednesdays....

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13 years ago

Wish we had a few lightening strikes here in Lancaster....

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13 years ago

I do the turbine during this time. It's effective. Why did people make all this fuss?

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13 years ago

I'm doing a rain dance to wash this town's idiots into the Lune.

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