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Unicorns can’t fly. I can’t fly. Therefore I am a unicorn.
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My life isn't perfect, but I'm very thankful for everything I have.
Perks of dating me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't need to.
kids be like "u got games on ur phone?" pic.x.com/6FFnq9okrv"
Once you hate someone, everything they do is annoying. “Look at this bitch, sitting there breathing like she owns the place.”
My Life Motto: Fries before guys All foods before dudes
Katy Perry showing off her big breasts goo.gl/EmgLtI"
I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.
No female wants to start over with a new guy. Telling secrets, giving her body away. Falling all over again. ✋ Too much.
I'm not saying she's fat, I'm just saying if I had to pick five of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them.
Me: "Will you grow?" Hair: no Legs: no Boobs: no Mind: no Nails: no Stomach: okay Thighs: sure thing
I'm not saying she's a slut...but she has probably been humped more than the "i" in Pixar...
I wake up with a good attitude every morning, and then, well, idiots happen.
I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.
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