Science Technician @CrappyScience
The things kids say in a south London science class. In the lab. Joined March 2012-
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@CrappyScience you think your science is crap - equipment here is circa 1920. Getting ready for the return of school.
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"Sir, that's some kinda supercrab, ain't it?" "That's an albatross."
"...so what I'm saying is, my chain is fly, yours is wack." "And how, exactly, does that apply to titration?"
"Fire can't solve fires, Sir." "Controlled preemptive burning around the initial fire. Next!" #firesolveseverything
"Sir?" "Yes?" "You know you're a boss-man?" "..." "What's question 3?"
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The gorilla is guarding the still, making sure our distilled water is not contaminated. Good job, gorilla!
"Why the hell did you decide to drink hydrogen peroxide?" "I wanted to bleach my teeth."
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Quick vote: who would like the gorilla to become a regular feature?
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I am worried that my gorilla is a little on the skinny side. Is this a normal gorilla weight?
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I said be careful! I'll dig you out, gorilla, don't worry. You're adorable.
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GORILLA! That isn't a sandpit, I need that for science! ...okay fine, you can play for a little while. But be careful!
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Oh no, gorilla! Don't climb in there! That's acid!
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The toy from the kinder egg. It's a gorilla!
"What are you doing, sir?" "Haven't you ever seen someone mopping up pools of blood before?"
8 trotters, 12 hearts, 8 lungs, 2 plucks, and an octopus. #shoppinglist
"Sir, this spatula is meant to be stainless steel, but the concrete is sticking to it."
"Sir, I got concrete in my eyes and then Ahmed tripped me up into the bunsen, can I see the nurse?"
"Sir, what's in the bowl?" "A towel." "A SCIENCE towel!?"
"Sir, I wet my magnet, and it still isn't working. Am I doing something wrong?" "...almost certainly."
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