Crazy Magnets @CrazyMagnets
We make bad decisions so you don't have to. DC | New York | San Francisco Joined July 2010-
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S: What are you wearing? D: Jeans, an old tshirt and a hat. I like my outfits like I like my sex: casual and loose
D: You delete 'People You May Know' on Facebook? M: It's not a scavenger hunt. You're not supposed to go out and find them.
M: It's a big tent, but there's not a lot of fabric.
C: Remember when the Eagle meant Levi & Leather? D: Now it means flip flops and polo shirts.
C: Is Bing from Thailand? M: I know this: he has a Prince Albert and he's a big bottom. I don't have time for nationality.
R: Let's go to Shirtless Bear Happy Hour! D: If I take my shirt off at a gay bar, I'm 2 drinks away from needing my stomach pumped.
Forever 21 called. They're mad that they stretched you to Forever 42.
M: It's Monday and I can't find my motivation. D: How funny! I lost my "give a fuck" somewhere too.
J: How do you get Jim from James or Bob from Robert? D: How do you get Dick from Richard? I mean, I'd buy him a lot of drinks to start with!
D: You do you. I'm here to support you like an underwire supports a big old titty.
C: Are we going to that gay bar tonight? J: D & I might, but you're drunk and you're over 50. You're not allowed.
M: That college guy is cute. He's a Delaware Blue Hen. D: I prefer a Purple Cock over a Blue Hen, but why be picky?
D: If you don't list your age on Scruff and your pic is of you in an Abercrombie tshirt, I'm assuming you're over 45.
2 of 2 D: There's some granola crunchy hipster going, "Something smells like chemicals" and then he grabs a zucchini.
1 of 2 S: I just had sex and then went to Whole Foods. I swear I smell like poppers.
D: Why don't you go sit on a thumbtack? You deserve a prick bigger than the one that you've got.
D: I'd be scared to speak to him. I'd try to say hello and I'm afraid what would come out would be, "Put it in my pooper."
Straight girls: If it's cold enough for a jacket, it's too cold to let your vag hang out and wear open toed shoes.
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