CrippledCorey'sCat @CripCoreysCat
Just a cat tweeting to distract you from our plan for global domination. They call me Milo, but soon they will call me Master. Ottawa, Canada Joined February 2013-
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I suppose I should be nice to @corasaurus_rex for his birthday today? Hahaha wouldn't it actually be funny if I thought like that.
@Beardos_Dog hey buttsniffer! Have fun pissing outside!! Cats>dogs
“@deavonnie: Happy #HumpDayContest CHIVENATION! Help me win rt&fav please loves!! @Ol_Boy2013 pic.x.com/5uigc85UPH” where's the cats??
@koins76 that fucker is gonna claw out your throat in yo sleep!❤
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@theCHIVE Such a fantastic waitress that was working on 4 hours of sleep, really made my morning #SmileYoureAwesome pic.x.com/nL2XIMGIWu
I get more pussy than @corasaurus_rex .... Starting with both of @deavonnie 'a pussies!
@koins76 The bastard keeps trying, but I'm onto his asshole tendencies! He changed the password on his computer, that Crippled Bastard!
I just voted for @BeardedChiver's photo: onekontest.com/promotions/pho… @ onekontest.com/chiveeverywhere
I just voted for @brittanylee_3's photo: onekontest.com/promotions/pho… @ onekontest.com/chiveeverywhere
I just voted for @keymasterbacon's photo: onekontest.com/promotions/pho… @ onekontest.com/chiveeverywhere
In case anyone by the name of José asks I was home all last night. And I've never meet a female cat by the name of Rosa ever in my life.
#FF @JPAmazeBalls & @deavonnie my 2 fav crazy cat ladies!!! Come pet this pussy!
@LolaCatCat hellllooooo beautiful!!
The red dot is a LIE! @deavonnie ...
Just had the worst hairball of my life. Thanks @deavonnie
@corasaurus_rex is back home. There goes any plans for the big booty hoes and myself tonight. #humancockblock
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