Mel Cooks @CroppedCheese
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Aslan isn't literally a biological lion He's the socratic ideal of what a lion represents to 20th century British children This is actually what a lack of media literacy looks like
Christian Twitter really thinks that portraying Christ as a carnivorous beast with notoriously smelly urine who sleeps 23 hours a day and steals meat from hyaenas is beautiful sacred art, but having Christ portrayed by a woman is sacrilege. That's their opinion of women.
Basketball really is about who’s a bitch and who’s not isn’t it
He hired the guy from the first movie because this about the guy from the first movie. Were you expecting a Pedro Pascal recast?
David finchers direction looks so good here- shame he decided to not give a shit and hire a wife and kid beater
Forcing it makes the joke unfunny.
Never mind he fucking sucks too
If Lamar Jackson did what he did, Lamar Jackson would still have a job because he’s abnormally good at football. That’s the whole issue. He wasn’t good enough anymore to be worth the headache.
I pray to one day have a life so non busy and boring that this is the type of shit I get to care about. Good fuckin grief
shoulda known Ed Sheeran was evil when I learned his wife worked at Deloitte. Imagine having an insanely rich husband and choosing to go to work at Deloitte every day
I would legit blow my shit clean off in this was my life
when people say “goycattle” this is what they mean can you even imagine such an existence...? ...let alone gleefully recording it....?
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Carrot Top - is in residence at The Luxor. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Carrot Top."
Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide, Friday Vegas show canceled: report trib.al/Pz56uUD
If they were 13 years old 99% of the elected government officials wouldn’t give a shit.
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused in a sworn House ethics complaint of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.
If Lamar Jackson did what he did, Lamar Jackson would still have a job because he’s abnormally good at football. That’s the whole issue. He wasn’t good enough anymore to be worth the headache.
Kaepernick says Robert Kraft colluded with other NFL owners and organized against him, just like he did to Macklemore
Everybody freak the fuck out right now. Siphon diesel from the nearest firetruck you see. Eat your neighbors
Store owner has a suspiciously high pitched voice....
@biancalovesfilm First movie: Grown Ups Second movie: Growns Up 2 Third movie: A Birth of a Nation
Zero comprehension of Tom Cruise or the art of filmmaking as a whole. It’s not your concern, it’s your hope you’re right so you can be perceived as someone who knows what media should or shouldn’t be produced. The problem is you think you’re smart but you’re dumb. Many such cases
My concern is that this movie’s inevitable box office failure will scare Cruise into never trying again.
Sebastian Stan says making "Batman 2" feels like "making f*cking 'Godfather Part Two'": “I go to set sometimes and I look around and I’m like, I think we’re making f*cking ‘Godfather Part Two,’ I really don’t want to raise it up, but I do feel like it’s going to be a payoff.”
The day this guy gets blown up by a suicide bomber is going to be the funniest “told ya so” in recorded history.
Caught in 4K being wrong and doubles down on it God Bless you
This has been discussed relentlessly for 25 years, but you are probably 13 years old.
I think you can simultaneously understand that 9/11 was a tragedy AND that it was a direct product of the US’s actions in the Middle East AND how American-centric it is that we frame it as the most devastating event ever while we have funded countless deaths in the Middle East
"ACKSHULLY it wasn't Bin Laden or Islamic Jihadi hijackers, it was"
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