Matt Schucker @Crunchy409
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How did a former all-women’s college - tucked amid the Virginia mountains, football-less until the 1970s - become one of the nation’s fastest-ascending athletic programs? From Curt Cignetti to Bob Chesney and now to Billy Napier, inside the “JMU Way.” bit.ly/4ea4tfo
Lane Johnson retiring triggers a massive accelerated dead cap hit on 2026 and 2027 for the Philadelphia Eagles. I explained at length, through several posts, some sloppier than others that this is going to be domino after domino. No one listened. It's about to be BAD.
The Philadelphia Eagles are speeding toward a 2028 salary cap collapse. Howie Roseman is planning his exit to big money (NIL management), and the cap math is trashed. Jalen Hurts, A.J. Brown (dead cap), and a dozen other contracts are catalysts, and here's the rest:
.@jordanklepper sits down with a J6 insurrectionist demanding a payout for being...the victim?
That unblocked pressure rate is God awful omg
The Eagles will miss Lane Johnson of course, but they have a complete outlier of unblocked pressures right now. This is far worse than just not having starters...
Lane Johnson after his rookie season (13 years) - 10 total sacks (0.8 sacks/season) - Lowest sack rate among all OTs - Lowest QB hit rate among all OTs - Lowest QB hurry rate among all OTs Easily 1st ballot HOF, and maybe even the best OT in NFL history. #Eagles
Yeah that’s not aspirin. It’s Ambrisentan. Which is used to treat pulmonary embolisms and arterial hypertension. Trump just inadvertently admitted he’s taking medication for cardiovascular/pulmonary disease.
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big
Giants GM Joe Schoen tweets and deletes mysterious QB list ahead of Week 3:
Marshawn Lynch on Jalen Hurts: "They talking about this the year he gotta go do this or gotta do that, or he's gone. I aint hear you say that about Justin Herbert. I aint hear them say none of that shit about any of the snowbunny quarterbacks" #Eagles via @GetGotPod
I can't stop laughing at this
This is one of the funniest plays in recent Steelers history. Rodgers spends the entire play clock changing the play, the OL is looking at each other like wtf is he talking about, WRs ran Druski routes, and Rodgers gets into an absolute car crash of a sack for a loss of 45.
The Chargers are the second team in NFL history to lose back-to-back games by double digits with both coming at home against teams that had a sub-.200 win pct the previous season. The other was the 1926 Racine Tornadoes (Oct. 10-17), who played just one more game before folding.
The Falcons team passer rating: 38.2 The Falcons team passer rating if they spiked the ball into the ground on every play: 39.6
He needs to try a new color of pants when on TV
OH. MY. GOD. If you have EVER fantasized about what you'd tell trump to his face if you had the chance, Rep. Joyce Beatty just DID that. He thought he was going to call her names. And he found out. So good. 🔥 🔥 🔥
Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Mitch McConnell has resurfaced, 3 months after disappearing from public view. tmz.me/3Tv0jrm 🎥: @hicharliecotton
The Carolina Panthers have a dementor at left tackle. Sucked his soul right out of his body.
FIRST DESHAUN WATSON MEATBALL MARINARA SANDWICH OF THE YEAR 😭
Go birds dickhead! 🦅🦅🦅
Jalen Hurts really waited until the night before football to drop the NFL equivalent of a villain entrance BREED OF 1️⃣
Wow. Watch this clip the Trump Administration did everything they could to censor and you'll understand why. This type of rhetoric is incredibly dangerous for the MAGA right. Talarico is able to coherently and clearly unmask and expose MAGA as traitors to the Christian ethic. Aside from being completely true, this type of rhetoric coming from leaders on the left has the ability to totally fracture the MAGA coalition and put areas of the country in play that haven't been competitive for Democrats in 50 years.
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
FAN VISION: HE DID A BACKFLIP MID-PLAY?! 🤯🔥 Eau Claire QB Melvin Davis Jr. just turned a broken tackle into one of the CRAZIEST touchdowns you’ll see all season! 🎥 Submission: Brent Lesniak
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