Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

You are what you eat and I eat my words. Snapch@ crustwitch Leader of WhaleCult 🐋🐳🐋 Minnesota, USA Joined April 2013

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

Can we remake “My Fair Lady” with Nicholas Cage as Professor Higgans and Billie Eilish as Eliza?

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And yes the rumors are true. There are some users on Job Roulette who just spend all day stroking their own dick while watching the world go by. You just wish you could get away with that at at your job

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

Of course a common trend with Job Roulette users, when getting assigned a less than desirable position, will be to gtfo the instant an offensive policy or task is presented.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

We need Job roulette. You enter Job roulette and get assigned to a random job. You try it out for two weeks and if you do well, you get to keep the job. You’re even given education/training to be able to meet any professional requirements.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

Someone has probably said this before, but Patrick Bateman is Also Batman. American psycho indeed you rich vigilante.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

Just pop in to where you apply for a new job at. Hint, if the boss treats you like crap, ..of he says apply online, don’t waste your time.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

I guess I have a weird accent/speech patterns. I sound like Ms. Piggy when I’m excited, and Kermit the Frog when I’m bored.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

I just realized my Grandpa hasn’t been deaf for the past 20 years, he just doesn’t understand the way we talk. And he “doesn’t care what we have to say anyways.”

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

I luv to hate my basement because I’ll probably die down there, but it’ll be something nice, like a hot pipe to the face or drowning in 3 ft of demon sludge.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

Vegetarian Boyfriend: What meat even is in a slider? I imagine it’s the professor from the show Sliders, that’s why it’s so greasy.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

I was doing not so good, and out of nowhere my mom drove 4 hours to visit me, so I wondered if she was just checking up on me, but it turns out she was just doing not so good either. Classic family stories.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

Can I order it cold?

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

My last policy is a nasty hmmmmmm.... in Minnesota voice.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

*Sips a whippit* That’s right No sad for me.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

I just want the couch from Sims 2 restores your sleep and happiness bars.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

Just got called out by a customer at work for being totally “Fake” And all I could say was “yeah these synthetic brains they gave me are better than ever.”

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

5 years ago

I got a vision refresh rate of 20 FPS at 48 dpi think I’m going a bit blind.

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

6 years ago

I can’t remember if my wearing pants in this situation matters or not.

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Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily

6 years ago

They’re friends

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Beverly Sloan @Crustwich

6 years ago

I think the internet figured out I’m on the spectrum. I used to get ads for leggings and now it’s ads for sandpaper to stick on my phone. Ew. They should know I DONT LIKE THAT.